Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Sells Bras By Flashing Her Own Down in Brazil

From Brazil whence come the hotties and back to Brazil the hotties shall return.

Gisele Bundchen returned to her homeland in Sudamericana for a bit of hullabaloo of the conquering heroine and to pimp the blessed shizz out of her new lingerie line, by serving as the own model for her silky wares, flashing her own sold silky boob-holders beneath her sheer top at a promotional event in Sao Paulo.

The world's number one (maybe two or three) most prominent W.A.G. and former Victoria's Secret model knows a thing or two about how to sell a bra, and yesterday in Brazil was no exception, as the paparazzi swarmed to snap photos of the sextastic supermodel doing what she does best -- looking supremely hot, smiling, and getting you to buy stuff. Sex still sells quite well it turns out. Enjoy

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Pictures Assure Her Spot at the Top of the WAG List

Remember a couple weeks ago when we all made fun of Gisele Bundchen for calling out the wide receivers on the New England Patriots for dropping several of her husband's passes in the Super Bowl? Remember when we thought that football commentary, least of all finger pointing, right after the game was simply not the place for a sports wife?

Yeah, I don't remember any of that either, not now that the entirety of my memory banks have been erased and replaced with images of Gisele Bundchen in her Fidelia lingerie pictorial. Super damn damn. Just look at this woman. Don't tell me you wouldn't let this woman say whatever she wanted to say if she was sliding into your bed each evening after work.

'Oh, Tom, I'm sorry, did I embarrass you in front of your friends?'

'No, baby, not at all. Now how about we take the rest of those clothes off.'

Something like that. Enjoy.

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Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)

Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)

Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)

Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)

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Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)

Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she's hot, and that's damn hot. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)

Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)

Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)

Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)

Hot chests, fuzzy tops....sweater kitten time! (TheChive)

This Is the New $25 Million House Where Tom Brady Gets to Shag the Stuffing Out of Gisele Bundchen

Yep, it's good to be king. Now, I'm not suggesting an Occupy Tom Brady movement get started, and, quite frankly, I'd much rather Occupy Gisele Bundchen, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do, but the celebrity power couple's new twenty-five million dollar estate nears completions in the hills above Los Angeles.

When I think about christening the new bazillion room home by making the sweet sexy to Giselle in each and every new doorway, I want to cry on behalf of my unrequited gunny sack.

If this all sounds a bit petty and a lot jealous, then you're reading it just right.

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- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)

- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)

- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)

- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)

- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)

- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)