Giada De Laurentiis

Giada De Laurentiis Cleaves Her Way Into Your Lust Kitchen in Health Magazine

April 26, 2012 @ 12:03 pm
Giada De Laurentiis in May
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Giada and a Rolling Pin
Stills from One of Our Favorite Giada Cleavy Cooking Clips 22 Photos »

I've narrowed down the profile of the dudes madly in lust with food network cleavy mini-hottie, Giada De Laurentiis. It's guys with girlfriends or wives (or, you know, paid escorts) who are forced to tune their tubes to the cooking channels and Giada finally gives them a reason to gladly do so, while still appearing like champs to their ladyfolks. Okay, the group also includes guys who like petite Italian women with sweet perky mammaries. So, basically, everybody.

We don't get a super glimpse of the Giada funbags in her new pictorial for Health magazine, but we get just enough to keep those everybody's salivating for sure. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but we guys know the honest truth, and that's a solid half-foot off in assumption. Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis in May's Health Magazine
Giada De Laurentiis in May's Health Magazine
Giada De Laurentiis in May's Health Magazine
Giada De Laurentiis in May's Health Magazine
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Giada De Laurentiis All Wet and See-Through and Boobtastic For the Today Show in Barbados

November 14, 2011 @ 10:58 am
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
Giada De Laurentiis on the Today Show in Barbados
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We know there's a tremendously untapped fountain of lust for the minxy little chef, Giada De Laurentiis. Those of you who've been discreetly staring over your wife or girlfriend's shoulder when the hot Italian-American flashes her omnipresent cleavage on the TV Food Network as she jiggles her tomatoes (in the pan) back and forth. Now, by the Power of Greyskull, we have some out of the kitchen shots of the boobtastic little cooking hottie, in a see-through to her bikini wet top working the week's co-hostess duties on The Today Show filming from Barbados. Yeah, we cut out Matt Lauer, sorry. And we could use much more (or less clothes) on the sextastic pixie-like Giada, but for today, a little moistness around the happy happy chest will most definitely hit the spot. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Ariana Grande Upskirt, Giada DeLaurentiis Nipple Slip, Rosie Jones Boobtastic, Julie Bowen Wardrobe Malfunction, Stacy Keibler Bare Bottom, and Shanina Shaik Hotness

 
September 30, 2011 @ 10:23 am
Ariana Grande Upskirt During a Concert Sound Check
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Each week, we leave it up to our readers to collect and disseminate (apropos) some of the finest faptastic fineries in all of celebrity land, and you all never disappoint. You're the Kobe Bryant of consistent scoring, you know, minus the backcourt hotel room misconduct. It's all good.

This weeks contribution from our ogling community at large includes a peek-a-butt of Ariana Grande, a single-frame slip of ever-cleavy Giada De Laurentiis, Rosie Jones flashing her mighty roses, what at least appears to be a Julie Bowen bare top reveal, Stacy Keibler and her perfect asstastic on your coffee table, and newcomer Shanina Shaik spreading the multicultural hotness.

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Black Magic

July 6, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Emma Watson in a very leggy dress. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian cleavy magazine cover. (HuffPo)

Is Florence Brudenell-Bruce banging British royalty? (FoxNew)

Or, is Pippa Middleton Prince Harry's new chambermaid? (GossipCenter)

Lucy Pinder sexy new lingerie video. (AskMen)

Giada De Laurentiis serves some juicy melons. (TheChive)

Our favorite ginger hottie, Renee Olstead, is a bloggin'. (Buzznet)

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TGIF: Roxanne Pallett vs. Giada de Laurentiis Cleavage Battle (VIDEO)

February 4, 2011 @ 7:11 am
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Yep, okay, it seems like an odd match-up, but follow me here. Roxanne Pallett is the reining queen of British soap opera cleavage, sneakily peeked by so many men over the shoulders of their ladies. And, Giada De Laurentiis is the secret cleavage lust crush of so many people who write me secret anonymous emails in the middle of the night after watching cooking shows with their girlfriends and wives. Super secret ogled boobs where men usually fear to tread. So, enter cleavage battle, betwixt this clip of Roxanne Pallett flashing the boob tops in Emmerdale and Giada De Laurentiis jiggling about while pleasantly creating pizza on the TV Food network. It's the true win-win situation. Enjoy.

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