Geri Halliwell

READER FINDS: Geri Halliwell Jungle Nekkid, Lizzie Jagger Nip Slip, the Pink Ranger With Her Shirt Open, and Much Much More…

 

Of all the sacks I might gently caress in any given week, the sack containing our Reader Finds mail is most definitely my favorite (that didn't come out right). The anticipation of not knowing what skin-filled celebrity presents lie within the crushed velvet purse we used to hold all of your discoveries during the week, it's really quite chilling. My physician, the esteemed Francis Burger M.D. says I ought to up my meds if I'm feeling such sensations, but, then, Dr. B has never stuck his paw into a velvet pouch stuffed with pure sextastic.

This week's fountain of reader-submitted flesh includes Gerri Halliwell pre-Spice Girl but post-getting nekkid, Lizzie Jagger flashing nipple on the runway, Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Ranger, almost almost flashing the same, Bollywood veteran hottie Aishwarya Rai, with some upskirt and camel toe movie stills, Johanna Lundback hotness in see-through lingerie once more, maybe Cassie Steele maybe flashing her DeGrassi boob, Brazilian ginger hottie Cintia Dicker in a fashion pictorial that is just plain clothed-sexy, Kelly Brook covered topless, Rosie Jones not at all covered topless, Jordan Hinson sexy licking, and Demi Lovato bikini butt shot from distance. Yep, today's sack is ready to burst.

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- Jennifer Lopez kicks asstastic on the beach. (HuffPo)

- Erin Andrews is cashing in on peephole video. (FoxNews)

- Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and other hot celebs. (GossipCenter)

- Lea Michele leggy on Leno. (Celebuzz)

- Jessica Biel looks damn fine in a dress. (DrunkenStepfather)

Shailene Woodley is an up and coming hottie. (LaineyGossip)

- Geri Halliwell sexes up the other side of the pond. (TMZ)

Geri Halliwell Builds Her Resume for World’s Most Eligible Hottie

My petition to Geri Halliwell to be my Sugar Mama remains 'under review' in the Ginger Spice camp; in the interim, we'll continue to admire one of the world's most eligible bachelorettes, a veteran hottie on the cusp of 40, and the edge of our eternally active libidos tweaked constantly by the site of hot mature women. Out at the Box Nightclub in London town in a slick red number that highlighted her still fine-formed body.

Oh, the times we will have when Geri is my mom; tuck-in time will be the best. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kelly Kelly Covered Topless, Geri Halliwell Teen Naughty, Taylor Swift Bikini Top, Olivia Wilde Private Pics and Much More

 

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On the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh year of the millennium (or is this the twelfth year of the millennium?), you readers have delivered unto Egotastic! another utterly and randomly delightful air-drop of the celebrity skintastic that can only be described as Hodgepodge Hotness. It's really a revelation each week to see what arrives at our doorstep wrapped in a plain brown wrapper.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kelly Kelly flashing some star-covered funbags, Geri Halliwell in a maybe this is her classic topless find, G-rated Taylor Swift getting all kinds of PG-rated, Olivia Wilde revealing her hotness in some personal pics by the ex-husband, Jessica Wright in a delicious magazine spread, Jesica Herenu in a Sudamericana passion-inducing pictorial, a 20-year salute to Price is Right model hottie, Dian Parkinson, a much clearer version of sultry Bianca Kajlich in her topless cinematic venture from this past summer, and a rather revealing spread of Jessie Wallace from EastEnders. A treasure trove of Tinsel Town ta-tas.

Geri Halliwell Lingerie Pictures Pimping Her Own Amazing Veteran Hottie Body

The truly MILFtastic ginger spice light of our lives, Geri Halliwell, well thank the heavens she's launching her own signature line of lingerie with Next because you knew when it came time to pick the model to highlight the hotness of the little silky nothings, our darling Geri was going to step right in to put her own boobtastic and body front and center. I simply don't have enough credit on my Diners' Club card for all the women's underthings I'm going to be purchasing, including these bras and panties and nighties that I can only hope includes Geri Halliwell herself in the package. She's definitely having a run at veteran hottie of 2011. Enjoy.

Geri Halliwell Has the MILFtastic Body and Spice Girl Money To Be My Future Ex-Wife

There's something about Geri Halliwell in her new, single veteran MILF status that kind of puts the AA batteries in my new Christmas toy, if you know what I'm saying. I wasn't so big on Ginger Spice during her heyday as a bubble-gum pop song and dance girl, but, now, with age and experience, and the legs and body of a hot celebrity, and, of course, her penchant for wardrobe malfunctions and body part flashes. She's got the entire naughty mom thing down pretty pat these days and I am not complaining. Enjoy.

Geri Halliwell Drops Some Veteran Cleavetastic on the Gorbachev Ball

Nobody parties like Mikhail Gorbachev's wife Raisa. Or, you know, she did back in her day, before the dying thing. So when the Gorbachev annual ball named after the former first lady of the Soviet Union launches each year in London town, the hottest hotties from East to West arrive on scene, a bevy of decked out beauties, all of whom had to play second Russian fiddle last night to Geri Halliwell, who absolutely stole the show last night at the posh (but Posh-less) event.

Wow, I don't usually go for the dressed up dames, but Ginger Spice has nearly perfected the art of the archetypal femme wardrobe these days, whether it be her bikini body slips, her recurring panties flashes, her schoolgirl looks by day, or this cleavetastic hot-blonde princess thang going down last night at Raisa's shindig, Geri Halliwell is a freshly single peach coming ripe on the tree of veteran hotness. Good on you, Geri. Enjoy.