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Oh, faux pas Jaime King and Lesser Good Looking Hilton Sister, for attending the UK Style French Connection Event wearing matching frocks, albeit, the style of the evening seemed to be geared on leopard print, so the odds were always there, but bet your keester some publicist or wardrobe girl was unceremoniously canned last night after the gig. That's how Hollywood rolls, baby, when you take a walk on the wild side.
Beside the matching twins, the event featured Carmen Electra, one of my veteran hotties who sadly refused to remove her jacket (read as: new boob job), and Wild On wild one Brooke Burke, who despite having like seventeen children pushed through her vajayjay, continues to look downright lean and animal. Enjoy.
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I must say, as me and the indentured slave kids I use for labor here were discussing hot celebrities in wild jungle outfits, none of them could even remember the amazingly sexy Gena Lee Nolin in her fabulous portrayal of Sheena, Queen of the Jungle on television about a decade ago:
And, yes, while I grow long in the tooth and short in the beard, twas only your humble blogger among all these illegal workers who could remember that that the Sheena TV show was based upon the early 1980's movie, Sheena, featuring the one time replacement Charlie's Angel, Tanya Roberts, in full boobtastic glory:
READER FINDS: Bree Olson Topless in a Real Movie, Gena Lee Nolin Sex Tape, Irish McCalla, the Original Sheena, and Miley Cyrus SNL Cleavetastic (VIDEO)
Who knew that Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson, or whatever she may be calling herself these days, was actually in a legit movie a couple years go? Purgatory Comics. Well, Egotastic! reader 'Ralph S.' did. Apparently, Bree isn't altogether horrible in the movie either, or, at least, she takes off her top, which is the penultimate of actress skills in our book, of course.
Two hands (or one) clap for superfan 'GMTO' for reminding us of the vintage (pre-Kardashian, pre-Hilton) sex tape from Gena Lee Nolin, who we just remembered to remember in yesterday's post about hotties in jungle wear. There was a time when sex tapes were actually amateur and cheaply shot and not intended for direct sales. Oh, the memories. (VIEWER WARNING: This is a sex tape with all kinds of nekkid Gena Lee Nolin body parts and some dude and birds and bees stuff.)