Egotastic
While the West Coast was abuzz this weekend with the Golden Globes, pre-Golden Globes, and post-Golden Globes, Washington D.C. served as host to a whole bunch of hot globes packed into tiny dresses itself courtesy of the annual Black Entertainment Television Awards evening, featuring a bevy of sweetness that inflated our anatomical life rafts.
In particular, Kelly Rowland, X-Factor U.K. judge and former Destiny's Child member, put on a body-hugging dress display of donk and badonkadonk proportions, not to be missed. Joining her in the hotness parade, Gabrielle Union, who we saw not to long ago prancing along the beach in Miami, here another sextastic bit of sultry hotness squirmed into a skin tight dress.
Now, you know we know nothing about fashion, but we know enough to state unequivocally that short and tight on the East Coast beats out the long and froufrou gowns on the West Coast. Enjoy.
Gabrielle Union Rollerskating Pimpstress (We’re Super Jealous of the Boy Behind Her)
Talk about a boy growing up Egotastic! Just look at the lucky little mofo teen who got the honors of holding on tight behind the badonkadonk of the veteran sexy Gabrielle Union whilst setting some kind of world record in roller-skating conga lines down in Miami.
Evian or some other pimping water company sponsored the whole shebang, and speaking she-bang, how is this kid going to ever settle for a small-butted girl in his life? He won't. Enjoy.
GABRIELLE UNION, CLOSE TO FORTY AND FAPTASTIC