- Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, might be worth fake proposing to. (HuffPo)
- Rooney Mara gets her nipples pierced. (FoxNews)
- Katie Holmes at the Mission Impossible 4 premiere. (TheSuperficial)
- Paula Patton looked good at the premiere too. (Celebuzz)
- Santa over-delivered this year. (TheChive)
- Eva Mendes waking up Christmas morning. (GossipCop)
- Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens go to market. (GossipCenter)
There's two reasons I'm pretty sure I'm going to be seeing the French production, Holly Motors, when it comes out next year -- Kylie Minogue and Eva Mendes, the latter of whom was caught on set during production yesterday in and about various Parisian locations, in a low cut gown, all kinds of tramped up, which can only hope will be leading to some even more skin-baring moments in the ultimate product.
We've had a long standing lust crush on the sexy Cubana-Americana Eva Mendes since at least 2 Fast 2 Furious, and it's kind of never ebbed. Unfortunately, we simply never see enough of this sultry hottie. Hopefully, Holly Motors will be ever so kind to provide us the ingredient we've been missing. Enjoy.
When two sexy celebrities go toe-to-toe, err, cleft to cleft in a battle over boobtastic flashing supremacy, you know the flesh is going to fly. Ali Larter has jumped to the front of the must-leer-at-mama list in recent weeks since making her MILFtastic comeback and using her freshly dairy-packed funbags to take no prisoners. Meanwhile, Eva Mendes, who my six-fingered assistant Gretchen informs me, may or may not be now dating Ryan Gosling, put on her own show of tanned and oiled chest delights in Beverly Hills herself yesterday.
All in all, with the West Coast Indian Summer upon us, the sight of celeb lady-cleave left many mouths agape. Enjoy.
Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she's definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could've probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.
Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.
Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, is a future star. (Idolator)
Victoria Justice looking hot as always. (Celebuzz)
Kendall Jenner goes on birth control. (FoxNews)
Elle Macpherson shows her hot legs. (TMZ)
Eva Mendes likes playing the field. (PopEater)
Rihanna shows some skin. (GossipCenter)
Ciara likes to be naked. (GossipOnThis)
There's two things I love: charitable events and boobs. I guess that's kind of three things, but put into perfect focus last evening by Rihanna, who leads our list of hotties at the DKMS Gala to support Leukemia research. Rihanna brought out the low cut dress, the perfect lean, and a delicious pair of milky delight to create a display sure to get checks written for a good cause. Wow, Rihanna is like the Giving Tree, with boobs. In addition to Rihanna, Leighton Meester showed up to the DKMS Gala looking all kinds of grown up hot, as did veteran formal hottie, Eva Mendes, who never doesn't look good enough for me to kiss her feet and beg her for a dance, you know, while stealthily staring up her dress. Old habits are hard to break. Plus, I don't want to break them. Enjoy.
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Eva Mendes May Be Diddling Ryan Gosling, But She’ll Always Be Our Sextastic Sweetheart
Every time one of our favorite sexy celebs hooks up with some lucky bastard of a dude celeb, we lose a little bit of our humanity, at least, I think that's humanity in our tissue. The point being, our heart's break just a little. No doubt Ryan Gosling is the fastest rising dude star on the planet, and for sultry sexy Eva Mendes, okay, you gotta fall for somebody I suppose. But, Eva, so you know, we will always be your late night go-to booty call. You can use us, abuse us, ignore us, but when the body kneading needs getting done at 3am, call us, drunk is fine, we'll be here for you.
In this Ellen Von Unwerth photoshoot, Eva Mendes shows every bit how she so artfully, and hotly, covers her secretly naughty side. It's just quite alluring. Enjoy.