Egotastic
Every time one of our favorite sexy celebs hooks up with some lucky bastard of a dude celeb, we lose a little bit of our humanity, at least, I think that's humanity in our tissue. The point being, our heart's break just a little. No doubt Ryan Gosling is the fastest rising dude star on the planet, and for sultry sexy Eva Mendes, okay, you gotta fall for somebody I suppose. But, Eva, so you know, we will always be your late night go-to booty call. You can use us, abuse us, ignore us, but when the body kneading needs getting done at 3am, call us, drunk is fine, we'll be here for you.
In this Ellen Von Unwerth photoshoot, Eva Mendes shows every bit how she so artfully, and hotly, covers her secretly naughty side. It's just quite alluring. Enjoy.
Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA
AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP