Emmanuelle Chriqui

The Chomp is Here

October 31, 2011 @ 12:03 pm

Lindsay Lohan buys new teeth. (GossipCenter)

Olivia Wilde gets her magic on. (HuffPo)

Taylor Swift pissed about topless photo rumors. (FoxNews)

Nina Dobrev does her best Emma Watson look. (theFABlife)

Nicole Richie dresses as Jennifer Lopez. (LaineyGossip)

Hot chicks in bikinis for Monday. (GossipOnThis)

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking hot and stuff. (Celebslam)

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Mila Kunis Red Hot at Friends With Benefits Movie Premiere

July 19, 2011 @ 10:37 am
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Irina Shayk at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Emma Stone at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
Mila Kunis at the Friends with Benefits Premiere
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Finally, this Friends With Benefits media monstrosity is set to hit the streets, because I'm literally sitting beneath a pile of promotional material here so deep, it's making it hard to find all the good porn on my desk. Not that I'm not looking forward to seeing the sexier moments of the strikingly hot Mila Kunis in this certain-to-be more romantic than naughty comedy based upon yet another Craigslist-era hipster shorthand (still waiting for Casual Encounters, The Movie to be made).

Still, Mila looked all kinds of smoking hot in her little red dress at last night's premiere, and she was good enough to bring along a few Friends With Uber-Hotness, including Emmanuelle Chriqui, Irina Shayk, and Emma Stone. All of whom, by the way, if I were making this movie, would be the stars of a film about four hot girls who like to get nekkid and have casual, but committed making of the sexy before, during, and after shower time. But that's just me, a man who has had enough Justin Timberlake to last a lifetime and would prefer to see hot nekkid celebrity girls soaping each other's supremely awesome bodies. I doubt I'm alone in this regard. Enjoy.

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Brooklyn Decker Leads List of Hotties (Once Again) at the ESPY Awards

July 14, 2011 @ 8:47 am
Brooklyn Decker at the ESPYs
Lindsey Vonn at the ESPYs
Erin Andrews at the ESPYs
Amber Heard at the ESPYs
Emmanuelle Chriqui at the ESPYs
Danica Patrick at the ESPYs
Kendra Wilkinson at the ESPYs
Kerry Washington at the ESPYs
Bethany Hamilton at the ESPYs
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Just like last year, super model sportsy hottie Brooklyn Decker took the title of sexiest red carpet babe at last night's ESPY Awards in Los Angeles. She'll probably win that particular title until she actually drops out of the competition. I love the ESPYs for the mere fact that there's absolutely no reason to have these awards other than to bring together a bunch of big named professional athletes with a bunch of big named super sexy celebrities, and, therein, is plenty reason enough.

In addition to Brooklyn Decker, ESPY sextastic standouts included lesbionic awesome Amber Heard, sportscaster hottie Erin Andrews, boobtastic Kendra Wilkinson, TV hostess Jill Wagner, hot TV actress Jaime Pressly, Bethany Hamilton, the world's sexiest one-armed surfer, Indy driver Danica Patrick, model Damaris Lewis, sexy-thesp Kerry Washington, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and our recently featured amazingly hot Rachel Nichols.

Quite a shot. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr and Ashley Greene Lead List of Uber-Hotties at Fashion Awards

June 7, 2011 @ 10:48 am
Miranda Kerr at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Naomi Watts at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Alessandra Ambrosio at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Ashley Greene at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Amber Heard at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Doutzen Kroes at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Jessica Alba at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Emmanuelle Chriqui at the CFDA Fashion Awards
Naomi Watts at the CFDA Fashion Awards
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Bless you, Council of Fashion Designers of America.

By way of disclaimer, everything I know about fashion comes on the advice of Lupita Li, my personal Target shopper. Everything made of cloth I have ever bought my girlfriend has been returned. I know bupkis about fashion (except that I dream of it being removed from hot women while they are shackled and oiled down before my La-Z- Boy recliner). However, I must applaud any ruse to bring together some of the hottest hotties in Hottieville for a parade of hotness, such as the Fashion Awards put on last night by the CFDA which spotlighted the sextastic of Miranda Kerr (such an effin' epic comeback), Ashley Greene (doll up like almost no other), Naomi Watts (looking very good), Amber Heard (putting the lips in lipstick lesbionics), Alessandra Ambrosio (never not super hot), Doutzen Kroes (another amazing post-baby recovery picture story), Emmanuelle Chriqui (who if we don't see nude onscreen soon, I'll be shocked), and Jessica Alba (who could be 22-months pregnant and I'd still find her awesome). I dare you not to enjoy.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Almost Topless In The Borgias (A Middling Victory from the Middle Ages) (VIDEO)

May 9, 2011 @ 12:16 pm
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
Emmanuelle Chriqui in The Borgias
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I lust Emmanuelle Chriqui as much as the next guy watching certain Entourage episodes over and over again in slow motion in his basement apartment, so I'm as cosmically outraged as the next guy over the fact that this super hot brunette simply does not get full-frontal onscreen, despite the virtual pleas of millions of men focusing their positive mental attitudes on just such a result. So, with Emmanuelle, we take what hotness we can get, including this sexy scene from the current episode of The Borgias, the internationally produced series running on Showtime in the U.S. about some insidious bastards during the Italian Renaissance that I know I studied about in a college class that I simply can not remember. I probably would've paid more attention in school had we studied the parts of the Renaissance where sextastic Emmanuelle Chriqui gets almost topless in a see-through nightgown for a wild sex scene. Yep, I could've munched a Slim Jim and kept the eyelids in the upright and locked position for that. Enjoy.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Walks Into A Bar in a Cleavy Bikini

February 21, 2011 @ 10:56 am
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I'm not sure what to make of the upcoming movie, Girl Walks Into A Bar. It's one of those movies where you follow tons of different stories that all eventually interlock with each other and provide some kind of neat resolution. I tend to nap during these films, although, I might just toothpick my eyelids so as not to miss Emmanuelle Chriqui in her little gold bikini in this movie. Consider me a big time Chriqui fan. A Chriquester. She's one of the main reasons I still tune in to Entourage. She's sultry hot and puts the hot body in boobtastic. Oh, sure, tell me stories about her being high-maintenance, I care not. I'd love to maintain Emmanuelle Chriqui for but a few moments. Enjoy.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is the Total Sexy Package (VIDEO)

August 24, 2010 @ 8:35 am
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Underrated hottie? No, not underrated any longer, not with all this Entourage fame, but make no mistake, Emmanuelle Chriqui is a major league hottie. I must admit, I didn't warm up to her instantly, her sexiness and that amazing body grew on me slowly, and by slowly, I mean it took like six minutes as opposed to the usual six seconds. But after an endless series of bikini and lingerie scenes from Entourage, Emmanuelle Chriqui has earned her way onto the list of super hard bodied celebrities. Seen here in her promo photoshoot for Season 7 of the TV series, and the related 'Total Package' video, which is a must for all 'Sloan' fans. Enjoy.

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