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Emma Watson Pictures Stylish and Sexy For Harry Potter Release Day (Plus a Look Back at Possible Emma Watson Nipple Slip Summer)

 
November 19, 2010 @ 11:57 am
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I am not going to ruin Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows for any of you, but, today is the morning after I saw one wizardly spasm of a teen-magician movie. I will say this: anticipate a steep climb in your lust meter for the already full-blown-lusty Emma Watson. Today is International Emma Watson Is Super Sexy Day, I kind of made it up, so I'm not sure if it's officially recognized by any governmental bodies yet, but I'm definitely thinking about her body here today. We put together some Emma Watson pictures from a number of the ridiculous count of trendy magazines Her Hotness has appeared in this month, just to give you a little different look at this coming-of-age sexy celebrity with the magic touch. Enjoy.

Emma Watson in Stylist Magazine:

Emma Watson in Womens Wear Daily Magazine:

Emma Watson in a J.R. London Photoshoot:

Now, a note about all your notes about the possible appearance of Emma Watson nipple slip pictures in photos of the lovely lass from this past summer's Glastonbury festival. It's close. So close, close enough to force us to put on stars so children aren't at peril from the sight of nipple, but, really, we have to call it more areaola adjacent than true nipple slippage. It's a game of inches when it comes to the sexy wardrobe malfunctions. Alas, we really could've used another inch toward awesomeness on that particular summer day.

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Emma Watson Black on Sexy for the N.Y. Deathly Hallows Premiere

November 16, 2010 @ 1:16 pm
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Slick, black, dress, Emma Watson, mouth watering, short-hair not caring, bare back, drooling, magic, hotness.

It's like we're watching Emma Watson mature before our eyes this past year or so. From cute girl to superfine young lady with a burst of Egotastic! dew (I swear, it's just dew) raining down upon her sexy celebrity being. I'm quite certain the Emma Watson show is just going to get better and better. With Harry Potter almost run its fantastical course, it's time for the minxy Brit to take more chances with her art, experiment with her passions, both of which hopefully translating into 'getting nekkid on screen'. Emma Watson, it's your time. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Red Carpet Pictures Painfully Swell My Harry Potters

November 12, 2010 @ 1:07 pm
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I'd let this witch ride my broom, if you know what I'm saying.
I'd like to put my eye of newt in her boiling cauldron.
Her specialty at Hogwarts: boner spells.
That's not my wand, baby, I'm just damn glad to see you.

Wow, Emma Watson looked ridiculously hot at last night's red carpet premiere of Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows, Part 1. With rumors of nude photos circulating her college campus (almost certainly fakes, sorry) and even dudes trashing her new uber-butchy hair cut, Emma Watson proved once again a very fundamental point of Egotasticity: hot is effin' hot. When that hair does grow back, she's going to reach supreme levels of sexiness that will cause men to throw themselves at her feet. You know, landing atop me, because I'm already down there, admiring the leather. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Pictures Try to Shatter the Minx Meter

November 5, 2010 @ 8:32 am
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Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Little Miss Sexy' for pointing out that sexy young British thang, Emma Watson, had her hair chopped off to land the lead role in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. I guess knowing Emma Watson nearly ruined her hotness with a horrible 'do is less horrifying knowing she did it for her art. But what about my boner? I mean, err, my art. Still, no denying, even with the tomboy cut, Emma Watson beauty shines through, clearly in these pictures for Marie Claire, you see one of the world's young little sexy bombs, just waiting to grow back her locks and lust-inducing powers. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Pictures Are High Class Sexy for Elle Russia

October 26, 2010 @ 12:27 pm
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I know there's this big 'disappointment' think going on with Emma Watson and the big time hair chop. As a man who gets his hair trimmed at Supercuts with newspaper coupons, I'm loathe to comment on the coiffure choices of others. Especially young super hotties like Emma Watson. So, here's what I'll say about her hair: it rests on top of a very sexy woman and nobody sane would ever kick her out of their boudoir because of her haircut. Case in point, these Emma Watson pictures from Elle Russia, where even classy this hot-bodied Hermione decked out in designer wear, knocks my socks completely off. Eventually, the hair will grow back. The lust will only grow stronger. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Grabs Her Own Boobs So You Don’t Have To

October 26, 2010 @ 6:45 am

But, I want to! I mean, you know, after some conversation, dinner, a schooner of mead and some mouthwash, I'd hope she allow me to provide her the support in the chestal region that she seems needing to provide for herself, as evidenced in this Emma Watson boob push picture. Now, I'm not suggesting that I'm going to provide manual bra services for sexy young Emma Watson in such a capacity and extent that she can forever forgo the use of breast support implements, but I am suggesting that she can probably lose most of her underthings whilst under my hands-on protective services. Is it wrong to be jealous of a hot actress for grabbing her own boobies? Maybe, just a touch. Or two. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Cuts Her Hair, Goes to School, Still Looks Hot!

September 29, 2010 @ 6:27 am
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Okay, let's get this out of the way. Egotastic! did not in any way endorse or support the tragic cropping of the beautiful locks of the junior sextastic, Emma Watson. That haircut was a travesty of galactic proportions. However, it's time to move past the pain and loss and focus on the lingering hotness. Emma Watson has extra sexy to spare, in my book, and so even with the 'Supercuts #7: Johnny' haircut, she still catches my ogle strutting around Brown University in her little workout getup with her co-ed chums. A lesser hottie might be sunk by that ill-gotten 'do, but Emma Watson is no lesser hottie. Enjoy.

(Updated to add: Stop the email barrage. Yes, there is nipple poking going on in some of these tank top photos.)

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