Lindsay Lohan makes out with a dude and he takes her pictures (Celebuzz)
Emma Roberts co-ed status. (HuffPo)
Does Jennifer Aniston have the hottest body in Hollywood? (FoxNews)
Christina Aguilera in Marie Claire. (GossipCenter)
Hayden Panettiere comes out of hiding. (Popoholic)
What's better than a perfectly shaped backside? (TheChive)
Chinese girls in a bikini boot camp. (BuzzFeed)
Among the au natural girls, is it possible that Miley Cyrus has some of the nicer pert set?
The nineteen years young diva stole the show at the CNN Heroes celebration tonight honoring the year-end list of heroes selected by the cable news organization. Sadly, there was no category for cleavage most likely to induce feelings of good will, or Miley would have taken home an award tonight as well.
Joining Miley in the mini-hotness parade were other decked out sextastic celebs including the delightful delicious Emma Roberts, lean hot machine, AnnaLynne McCord, and the statuesque and sweat-inducing Brooklyn Decker, who seems to be everywhere these days, including the South of France with me in a private bungalow if my dreams are to be believed. A nice slice of all grow'd up epic hotness at the Shrine Auditorium tonight. Enjoy.
Now here's three hotties I could really get behind (and, by get behind, I mean, well, you know exactly what I mean).
Olivia Palermo, Sophia Bush, and Emma Roberts made high style somewhat palatable this past evening at some haute couture event for something or other, who can remember the details when you're busy ogling this trio of sextastic twenty-somethings. The three girls looked their absolute pimpitudinal best out in New York, dining on delicious appetizers they surely did not eat, and hobnobbing among people with funny first names.
Fashion finally has a place on Egotastic!, though, natch, we'd like to see it removed as quickly as possible. Enjoy.
(Editor's Note: you may notice that the star of the film, I Don't Know How She Does It, Sarah Jessica Parker, does not actually appear in our post about the hot women at the premiere of the film. Just to be clear, yes, Sarah was present at the premiere. And I think we'll leave it at that.)
I don't know how Christina Hendricks keeps those amazing funbags inside her dress top. I don't know, but I certainly do care, enough to launch a multi-hour investigation of the gravity defying laws surrounding those big balloon tops. Joining the boobtastic fantastic Christina Hendricks in red on the red carpet film premiere were Olivia Munn, having herself quite a day of ogle-worthy moments, and the tomboy-turned-ingenue-turned-girl-I'd-kill-t0-see-nekkid, Emma Roberts, the three lovelies in red making palatable, if not delectable, the showcase around a film that you'd have to threaten to pull my tongue out through my scrote before I relented to watch even the opening credits. (If you're at this film this weekend and you are not 100% gittin' some from whoever made take you, you, my friend, need to have a firm conversation with the man in the mirror.) Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)
Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)
Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)
Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)
Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)
Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)
Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)
Just a couple petite celebrity hotties flashing legs in summer shorts.
Emma Roberts, who's lineage I lust second only to her nubile young Hollywood hotness. And Kourtney Kardashian, who despite her OG-money family and her less than tall stature, still manages to put on an A-grade leg display through most of the year. It's a nice battle of tan summer legs, well, okay, Emma Roberts is probably physically incapable of tanning, but I'd still love to spend three to forever hours rubbing SPF-Egotastic! onto her toned gams. And, Kourtney, well, for a tiny woman who recently had a baby, those sexy legs are to be applauded, as in, her legs banging together in a gesture of public gratitude. Enjoy.
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Miranda Kerr and Charlize Theron Lead Pack of Hotties at W Magazine Party at Chateau Marmont
Toss these ingredients into a libido salad in your mind: Miranda Kerr, Charlize Theron, Emma Roberts, Emmy Awesome, and Jessica Biel. Now, add some dressing (no, not that kind of... nevermind).
This weekend was undoubtedly the best weekend for A-list celebrity hotness in a long long time. Downright epic proportions thanks to the Golden Globe Awards which just keeps getting bigger and bigger each year, along with the swank parties, like that put on by W magazine this weekend at Chateau Marmont that caused the assembly of so much sextastic dress-up time.
This entire Award weekend recap day has almost knocked us unconscious here with women so stunning, we're even forgetting for the moment that they're wearing too much clothing. Enjoy.
EMMA ROBERTS IS WORKING HER WAY INTO GROWN UP HOTNESS CIRCLES