Emily O'Hara

Emily O’Hara Topless Loaded Photoshoot Puts Ta-Ta-Tuesdays in Delicious Motion (VIDEO)

 

Well, we already spent most of our jealous energy last month when we showed you the smoking hot glamour model Emily O'Hara taking off her top for Loaded magazine and the knowledge that Manchester United's Tom Cleverley got to kick his balls on her pitch nightly. Well, now, Emily is in motion in this behind the scenes video of her photoshoot and, natch, seeing her in 3-D is making us even more green with envy, blue in our gonadial regions, and red in the face (but that's from holding our breath).

Sometimes, I wish I could trade in all the wealth and fame of being a blogger (retail price of about $124) for one day of being a world class soccer star and all that massive amounts of hot bodied boot knocking babes that come with it. But I would miss the typing. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.

Emily O’Hara Flashes Her WAGtastic Udders for Loaded

 

I think it's now a clearly established and accepted generality that soccer players simply bag the best tail.

Consider Exhibit #473, genetically gifted glamour model, Emily O'Hara, the girlfriend of Manchester United's Tom Cleverley, who is featured in this month's Loaded magazine, flashing her bodily gifts, and making us all wish we'd listened harder to the coach back in AYSO. Of course, my coach just told me to go find another sport, but for those of you with real hands-less sports talent, you might be kicking yourself for not sticking it out on the pitch.

Granted, you do need to rise to the level of multi-million dollar contracts before the likes of Emily O'Hara comes smiling seductively your way, but with a girl as hot and topless as Emily, this is all about dreams. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Battles Emily O’Hara In Page 3 Topless Battle

 

We're not going to ask for a hands vote. For one reason, after exposing herself on Miami Beach yesterday,  Rosie Jones became about as popular as they come around here, and two, never ask a gentleman ogler to raise his arms without some advanced warning. Could be awkward.

Nevertheless, when we see a couple Britty boobtastic models posing up and off in Page 3, we really must examine them side by side, not to mention top to bottom, and on occasional care-free weekends, from bottom back to top, though it's not recommended for amateurs. Rosie Jones vs. the blonde glamour model entrant, the enchantingly riped Irish melon, Emily O'Hara.

Of course, there are only winners when four funbags go to war. Winners all. Enjoy.