Elle Macpherson

Elle Macpherson Picks Up the Spirit of Boys At Her Son’s School

March 16, 2011 @ 10:18 am
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I'm not sure why I've become so fascinated of late with these hot celebrity moms making school runs to pick up their boys; I'm sure my shrink would explain that it has something to do with 'latent' this, and 'perverse' that and that I should put my tongue to both nodes of a 9-volt for a couple hours until my brain re-adjusted, but I'll tell you this, if my mom were supermodel Elle Macpherson and she were coming to pick me up at my hoity-toity prep academy for good boys, I'd probably have an entirely different set of psychological issues to contend with as an adult, such as the relentless voices of my classmates in my head snickering and pining for me dear old mum and her MILFtastic hotness. Oh, mama, I've been a very naughty boy. Enjoy.

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Elle Macpherson Is One Fine Nippletastic Mom

March 1, 2011 @ 9:21 am
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Supermodel super veteran Elle Macpherson has been strutting the beaches around Sydney recently I think in some kind of attempt to make men of all ages hearken back to their young teen days of extra long showers with memories of barely bikini'd Elle Macpherson dancing about their tug vaults. I'm not sure I've ever seen a mom wear the jeans and a top quite like in these Elle Macpherson pictures depicting the Super MILF pretending that not every male eyeball within three miles isn't laser-beamed on her hot tush or belly or bosom. I'm several thousand miles away and I literally can not take my oculars off of her. Oh, the happy time teen memories. Enjoy.

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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Prove That Elle Macpherson Will Be Hot Forever

February 25, 2011 @ 9:05 am
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I've been in lust with Elle Macpherson since the days before my balls even dropped. Like an inborn sense of passion for the statuesque hall-of-fame swimsuit model. Her 'down under' is a place I have visited many times in the dark recesses of what remains of the sober portions of my mind. I know she spends most of her time these days hawking her sweat shop products d'jour, but when I see Elle Macpherson bikini pictures, even but a glimpse aboard her yacht in Sydney Harbor, well, I became that child again secreting the SI magazine betwixt the mattress and the fake box spring in my bedroom lest my parents find out I'm ogling the hotties at far too early an age and send me back to Dr. F.P. Singer, the child psychologist who once asked me the stupidest question ever uttered, 'Why do you think you like attractive women so much?' Elle Macpherson has some kind of magical power where she may just look great in a bikini forever. Enjoy.

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Elle Macpherson, Christina Hendricks, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Daisy Watts

 
February 11, 2011 @ 8:38 am
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Imagine the hot mom wood factor at the school where Elle Macpherson drops her kid off, then Claudia Schiffer drops her kid off, then the two moms spot each other, smile, and start kissing. I don't know about you, but if it's me ogling this, back in grade school, I'm probably in the nurse's office the rest of the day with an ice pack to my scholastic region.

Say what you will about Christina Hendricks 'losing it', okay, nobody's really said this, but she is pushing the boundaries on curvaceousness around the tummy and asstastic, still, you can not take away her tremendous bosom, on display here in Paris for a Mad Men honorific. A rack is a rack is a rack in fact -- Dr. Seuss.

Whenever we do lots of coverage of Victoria's Secret angels, I always get a little wistful for former angels, such as ridiculously hot Ana Beatriz Barros, who, thankfully, graces the pages of the March edition of Elle magazine, giving us a glimpse into her hot-bodied hotness. I can't wait for my Elle to arrive (meaning, I can't wait to 'borrow' it from my girlfriend's hair salon waiting area when picking her up.)

Welcome boobtastic sensation Daisy Watts to the Egotastic! family of fun and sexy celebrity games. And, thanks to Nuts magazine, and their Sex Edition, we should be seeing much more of the topless and hot Daisy Watts in the very near future. This is what we scientists like to call effin' awesome news.

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Elle Macpherson Mad MILF Skills During School Pickup

January 27, 2011 @ 10:34 am
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'Hey, dude, check out that super hot chick. Man, I'd like to--
That's my mom!
What?
That's my mom.
Elle MacPherson is your mom?

Awkward.

Can there be anything worse than being at school and all your buddies are wanting to get biblical with your mom? I'm letting my mind wander a bit with this thought, and I'm going to say, 'No, there is nothing worse.' There should be some kind of support group for boys who have supermodel moms, get them through the tough times growing up, hopefully without the awkward shame, or, you know, on the other end of the spectrum, the Stephanie Seymour Questionable Family Cuddle Wuddle Time. Enjoy.

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Elle MacPherson’s Bikini is Teeny Weeny

December 29, 2008 @ 3:06 am
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As far as passtimes go, watching former Supermodels age isn't really a bad one. Especially when they look this good in a bikini. And boy is that some bikini, Elle MacPherson's (barely) wearing. If there was any less material, she'd basically be naked. Okay, not really, but that is a pretty small bikini. I just have one question: What happened to Elle MacPherson's ass? It seems to have disappeared.

Lots more Elle MacPherson bikini pictres after the jump.

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Elle MacPherson Bikini Pictures are Still Really Hot

August 29, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
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Um, wow. These Elle MacPherson bikini pictures feature the former Supermodel looking rather incredible in her bikini down under in Australia. I mean really incredible, if you consider that Elle MacPherson is 42 years old. Yeah, 43. When's the last time you saw a 43-year-old woman who looked that good? In fact, seeing a woman of 23 who looks that good isn't that common either. Well done, Elle. Well done.

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