Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Are Still Great

It's really easy to see from these Elizabeth Hurley bikini pictures that Liz has still got it very much going on. I have no idea how old she is now, and that's kind of the point. She looks great for any age, and is totally rocking that orange bikini.

Good stuff Liz. Keep it up.

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Elizabeth Hurley Nipple Slip Pictures

So at first I was all annoyed that Elizabeth Hurley was surrounded by all these topless guys, but she wasn't topless herself. I mean, what about all that equality of the sexes stuff?

But then I looked a bit closer, and I noticed that you can totally see an Elizabeth Hurley nipple slip in these pictures. It's not a full on nip slip, more like a half nip slip, but there is definite areola showing. Her sheer top makes it a bit hard to be sure though.

Hehe... Makes it a bit hard...

More Elizabeth Hurley nipple slip pictures after the jump.

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Elizabeth Hurley has Crazy Cleavage

Elizabeth Hurley is breaking the law. The laws of physics! Elizabeth Hurley's breasts are kicking gravity's ass, and only seem to get better and better as time goes by.

Maybe Elizabeth Hurley really is a Femme Bot, because I can't see any other explanation for her amazing appearance. In fact, if you look closely, you can see some kind of box-type protrusion covering her nipples. Covering her nipples, or coming out of her nipples!? Dum Dum Dum!!!

So maybe Elizabeth Hurley is a robot. With robotic breasts, and robotic nipples. Tell you the truth, I'm happy either way, because that would be the Best. Sex Robot. Ever.

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Elizabeth Hurely, her Breasts, and a Pig

Well, this is definitely unusual. Normally, I would expect to see Elizabeth Hurley sitting all dressed up at a fashion show, or an awards dinner, but at a pig show? But I guess that's what her career is coming to. At least her breasts look as good as ever in that dress.

Actually, Hurley was on hand at the Hatfield House Country Show in Hertfordshire, England to present the award for Pig Handler of the year, so I guess you could call it an award show. And look, there's Britney Spears.

The Elizabeth Hurley Nipple Slip That Wasn’t

Cannes has definitely provided a lot of great blogging material her on Egotastic! for the past week: Avril Lavigne showing lots of cleavage, Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures, and a Bai Ling nipple slip. And in all the goings on, we almost missed this gem: Apparently, there was an Elizabeth Hurley nipple slip that nearly everyone missed. According to The Sun, while standing with her bikini models, a gust of wind blew open Elizabeth Hurley's dress, giving everyone on the scene a great view of her bra-less boobies.

An onlooker in Cannes said: "The models were all wearing Liz's swimwear -- but she still stole the show.

"She had no idea that she was showing more front than Blackpool when her dress blew open.

"It was pretty windy but she still managed to look beautiful.

"Most of the men there couldn't believe their luck."

Yes, lucky indeed, though from what I can tell, these aren't really nipple slip pictures. But, there is some definite nipple visibility going on here, so did those lucky few on the beach get to see more than we do? Maybe, but beggars can't be choosers.

More pictures of Elizabeth Hurley and her almost nipple slip after the jump.

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Elizabeth Hurley is Too Popular

Oh boo-freakin'-hoo for Elizabeth Hurley! What's the biggest problem in her life? She has too many fashion designer friends, and she wouldn't know who to ask to design her wedding dress, reports UK Vogue. Cry me a river...

"If I had a dress designed for me I'd be in absolute agony," the actress, model and swimwear designer told the Evening Standard. "I wouldn't know who to go to. I have so many friends in the fashion business, and I work with so many fabulous people I'd be in absolute hell. I might just get married in an Elizabeth Hurley Beach kaftan."

Hey, nice plug for your swimwear line, there, Liz. When people complain about these kinds of "problems," it makes me angry. Still, if a kaftan is anything like the swimsuits she's wearing in the pictures below, I might be able to look past the fact that her comments are ridiculously annoying.