Elizabeth Hurley

Padma Lakshmi Gives Me Indian Wood (And Other Obvious Notes from the amfAR Gala)

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay's m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.

But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley See-Through, Teresa Palmer Topless, Jessica Alba Publicly Pubic, and Much More…

 

There's truly no better feeling to be had in this world that doesn't involve physical contact short of that feeling realizing it's Friday. No, not just because our local liquor store throws in teriyaki jerky on Friday's with each bottle purchased (which equals a whole lotta jerky), although that is a huge part of our positive sentiment, but the end of the work week is when we open the mail bag to find the deliciously naughty treats submitted by our readers for our readers. If you could see me here, you'd know I squeal like a little girl child on Christmas morning when she spots a puppy under the tree every time we open our woolen Reader Finds mail bag.

This weeks Reader Finds includes some see-through photo peeps of veteran hot Elizabeth Hurley, some more highly definitioned topless movie views of Teresa Palmer, Jessica Alba flashing some wisps of the lady nest, Kelly Pickler in sexy bikini time, ridiculously hot model Randi Ingerman flashing her wares, Clemency Poesy in another topless movie role, Rihanna being mounted, Kelly Brook in classic sexy lingerie shoot, and Michelle Marsh just because she's so hot without clothes. It's a bushel of boobtastic delights.

Hotter Veteran MILF Store Appearance: Elle MacPherson vs. Elizabeth Hurley

What a tough battle between two women I've considered my virtual girlfriends since back in the just beginning to really lust women days. Veteran sexy Elle MacPherson was Down Under working some sort of store promotion while the classic brunette model hottie, Elizabeth Hurley, was across the globe in London working for a charitable cause, both women decked out and looking amazing both sextastic celebrities well into their 40's and looking ridiculously lust-inducing. Two hot, mature moms.

It's almost too much. And, yet, still not quite enough. Enjoy.

More Sextastic Brunette Brit: Elizabeth Hurley or Kate Middleton

Wow, this one is tough. Elizabeth Hurley these days and her brand new flesh puppies and hot MILF body packed into the teeny tiny dresses she wears to special events vs. the hottest future Queen of England in many many centuries, the slender-herself but butt-inspiring elder Middleton sister, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. Hmm. Mmm. So much British finery on display here.

Two sexy grown-up crumpets. I suppose in the end the contest would come down to who was more willing to go the extra mile to please the judge. And, no, not what you're thinking, I mean, unless you were thinking fellatio, then, yeah. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Newly released Kim Kardashian honeymoon bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)

Rihanna gets inked up. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan pisses off her boyfriend's wife. (FoxNews)

Elizabeth Hurley might be an answer for Guess the Celebrity Cleavage Game. (Celebuzz)

Double the Fergie. Double the fun. (Idolator)

Vanessa Hudgens brings the heat in short shorts. (Popoholic)

Knocked up Beyonce hits the red carpet. (LaineyGossip)

Elizabeth Hurley Is the MILF in Red on Set of Gossip Girl

Does Elizabeth Hurley still have it? I think you know my answer.

The MILFtastic former supermodel took a gig recently as a character on the set of Gossip Girl, a mighty farm system for sexy celebs including Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and formerly, Taylor Momsen. Now, I can't actually bring myself to watch this craptastic content on television, but, I can certainly ogle these on-set production moments with the new veteran hottie addition to the cast.

Elizabeth Hurley has been looking smoking hot since many of her new show co-stars were in diapers. With a little nip here, a little tuck there, and some delightful new knockers, Liz might just outlast them all as well. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Hurley All Kinds of Filthy Hot at Forty-Five

Speaking of hot mature ladies, dang if Elizabeth Hurley isn't looking all 45-years of sexy and sweet-bodied in these candid photos from the other evening around London way. This really is some type of renaissance for alluring celebrities in their 40's, maybe the youthenizing techniques are just superior to a generation ago, less slicing and dicing, more filling and botu-killing, but I'm finding myself with all sorts of 24x7 cougar and MILF daydreams that are distracting me from my work of... well, I guess that is my work actually. These ladies have something to teach the younger generation, and if you're not hot for these teachers, you're not doing it right. Enjoy.

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