Eliza Doolittle

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Eliza Doolittle Flashes Her Pretty Panties At the Petrol Station

As far as I can tell, 'Petrol Station' just means 'Gas Station' but even more expensive than here in the States. Still, I'd be willing to pay a few more shillings for me crude if the likes of Eliza Doolittle were at my service station flashing her panties. The cute as a button 23-year old pop star did us the honor of a delightful upskirt as she filled her tires with air, and inflated the air tubes of gentlemen oglers in the vicinity. Yes, I had to say that.

What can we say, we super dig a chick who pumps her own gas, fills her own tires, and wears short skirts to the gas station. And when she flashes her panties, she ought to win some type of award from the oil companies. Enjoy.

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Kristin Cavallari exposes her dancing legs. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Scherzinger gives a boobtastic interview. (HuffPo)

Lea Michele is ready to mingle. (FoxNews)

Amanda Seyfried in oh so short shorts. (Celebuzz)

To Russia, with love. (TheChive)

Britney Spears becomes a criminal. (theFABlife)

Oh, hi Eliza Doolittle sideboob. (GossipCop)

Eliza Doolittle Looks Hot in Skinny Jean Shorts

Fresh young British pop princess and newly signed model, Eliza Doolittle, tore it up, visually speaking, by getting Daisy Duke in the park with her boyfriend (cut entirely from our view for the purposes of far more pleasant Eliza Doolittle fantasizing). Now, I may not be in tune with songs for the smooth taint class the likes of 'Skinny Genes' and 'Roller Blades', but I know a young hot pop diva when I see one, so, turn down the volume I shall, and ogle Eliza Doolittle all the live long spring day. Enjoy.