Now, let's remember, before we start talking trashy, Edita Vilkeviciute is my future wife, the future Mrs. Egotastic!, a woman who has all but agreed to stop writing me back and refusing my wedding invitations. And, oh, boy, am I glad I locked her down before she came out with her latest Victoria's Secret swimsuit pictures, because, dayum, whoever wasn't highly interested in stealing her away before, I'm sure their plans for cockblocking thievery are well underway.
I fear not, for Edita Vilkeviciute and I share something that no man or Interpol restraining order can come between, pure insane lust, granted, mostly one way at this time, but I remain hopeful. Enjoy.
Check out a second hot picture of Edita Vilkeviciute from her V.S. photoshoot on our Egotastic! Facebook page.
(And, yes, that is a surprise guest appearance from Alessandra Ambrosio.)
As you may recall, Lithuanian sextastic model Edita Vilkeviciute has agreed to be my wife in one of the happiest days of my life. She hasn't accepted so much formally, or in writing, or face to face verbal communications, or by way of telephone or text, but rather with the looks in her eyes, her casual glances through the photographic lenses, and the obviously coquettish manner in which she keeps referring my endearing letters to Interpol. It's pretty much a solid 'yes' from all indications. She'll be wearing white, I'll be wearing protection. That's just how I roll on wedding day.
The future former Mrs. Egotastic! continued her uber-hotness display in her latest swimsuit shoot for Victoria's Secret, where the long, lean, lanky blonde puts every inch of her ridiculously sextastic form to work in pimping out some swimsuits she'll obviously be taking along on our honeymoon, as if we'll be leaving the room.
It's not just that women as hot as Edita inspire men to greatness, it's that they thrust great fleshy hotness upon you. Enjoy.
Honestly, how happy am I today? I thought the Pirelli Calendar had jumped the shark last year with it's pretty lame Karl Lagerfeld photoshoot and artsy-fartsy costumed girl presentations. I thought it was dead dead. But like a super hot zombie girl risen from the dead you can't help but make sweet sexy love to, the Italian tire manufacturer's annual private calendar is back, and back in a big way. With photog Mario Sorrenti at the helm, the 2012 edition of the iconic calendar has gone full nekkid sextastic, with the likes of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Isabeli Fontana, and (my future wife) Edita Vilkeviciute dropping their drawers and oiling up for an Italian photoshoot extraordinaire.
Today, is a day to be very happy in celebration of a re-invigorated Pirelli calendar. Enjoy.
(Thanks to EgoReader 'Steve R.' among others who alerted us to the release of the calendar.)
As you may know, super hot super model Edita Vilkeviciute has agreed to marry me and make me the happiest man on the planet. Well, I mean, she hasn't exactly agreed to do so aloud, or in writing, or by any traditional means of communication, but I can read between the lines of restraining orders and Interpol warnings well enough to know when I'm receiving an 'I do'.
I tell you this, if Edita thinks she's going to throw me off my lust-induced nuptial leanings by posing in some skimpy bikinis for Victoria's Secret, she's quite off track. These sensationally hot swimsuit pictures have only renewed my commitment to embrace this sextastic Lithuanian in a lifetime of matrimony, or, at least one wedding night full of games involving preserved jams and jellies. Edita, please, return my calls, this cat and mouse chase deserves to end with a happy pus...well, you know. Enjoy.
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My Future Wife Edita Vilkeviciute Can’t Seem To Keep Her Clothes On, Even in Vogue
Look, I'm not one to complain about supermodels flashing their funbags for the camera. But after Edita Vilkeviciute and I are betrothed and start straight away toward populating this planet with our half-hot genes, half-warm-beer-and-beef-jerky genes, I'm going to have to insist she quit exposing her hot self as she does in the March edition of Vogue Spain.
It's not so much that I get jealous, I just really think the entire world does not need to see where I'm eating my peas and carrots. Even the perverted require some decorum. Enjoy.
WE ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER, EVEN AFTER THE DRUGS WEAR OFF