Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures from St. Barths (Where I Should Be)

In my opinion, Doutzen Kroes is one of the hottest Victoria's Secret Supermodels right now, so you can imagine just how much I'm enjoying these Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures from the Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barths. Why I'm not in St. Barths right now instead of surround by 6-foot-tall snow banks is really starting to make me wonder. I mean really, what the fuck am I doing here?

Photo credit: Fame

Victoria’s Secret Runway Show Mega Post

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

Doutzen Kroes Looks Lovely in Lingerie (and Less)

Doutzen Kroes is one of my favourite Supermodels. Even moreso when she's wearing lingerie. Of course, even more when she's wearing less. Who would have guessed that I like seeing Supermodels naked. Go figure.

Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Just Because

I guess the next Victoria's Secret runway show is on the way, at least that's what GQ magazine says in thier October issue. So that's cool. And I think you'll agree that it is absolutely imperative that we discover the identities of those two most perfect asses in that picture. Yeah, you know which one I'm talkin' about.

The one's with recognizable faces, of course, are Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Isabel Goulart, and Candice Swanepoel.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures from Calvin Klein

If you're trying to sell bikinis, you could take a tip from Calvin Klein's playbook, which basically involves putting Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, and getting her wet. How you get her wet is totally up to you...

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Make Me Smile

How perfect is Doutzen Kroes? Well, I think these Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures make it pretty clear. But if you're not convinced, you can check out these Doutzen Kroes nude pictures, or these Doutzen Kroes nude pictures. I think one of the sexiest things about these photos, in particular, though, is that Doutzen actually looks happy, which is kind of rare, if you think about it. And who would have guessed, she looks really pretty when she smiles.

Doutzen Kroes Nude Pictures from Vman

 

You know what's awesome about Supermodels? A) They're really hot, and 2) they generally don't mind getting naked. A perfect example of which are these Doutzen Kroes nude pictures from Vman magazine. Just try and pick up a girl this hot at your local hotspot, and see how much luck you have, let alone getting her to strip naked. But flash that big camera, and you're in business. It also helps if you can pay handsomely for her time. But that goes without saying. But seriously, how does someone get a job as a fashion photgrapher? I think I've found my calling.