Diane Lane

READER FINDS: Jessie J Nipple Slip, Taylor Momsen Upskirts, Cindy Crawford Topless, and Much Much More…

 
April 13, 2012 @ 10:17 am
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We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy,  a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing, and Jordan Carver in some classic Jordan Carver posing. It's all good, very good.

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Diane Lane Jezebel Photoshoot Continues the Diane Lane Reign of Hotness

March 30, 2011 @ 8:55 am
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Today might be a day I just die of lust for veteran hotties. How long has Diane Lane been stealing hearts and filling tug vaults? Must be a quarter-century now or more this vixen with a killer body and a sexy smile has lit up the pages, screens, and libidos of any man who ever flushed out a good-girl-doing-bad-things fantasy in the back of his wayward mind (which would mean, all men). These Diane Lane pictures from Jezebel are just another in a very long line of extended sextasticity from a celebrity who flies under the radars, but is responsible for an untold millions of pieces of wood in her time. Keep on keeping on, Diane, you will never not be hot. Enjoy.

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Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung Lead Gaggle of Girls at Sucker Punch Premiere

March 24, 2011 @ 8:58 am
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We've been seeing the posters for forever now. Hot girls, guns toted, skin tight body suits... Sucker Punch. I'm still looking forward to this movie as I've been for months now, though I must say I was slightly disappointed that the girls of Sucker Punch: Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone chose to go super conservative to the premiere last night. Maybe it has something to do with downplaying recent scandals and such, but I'd like my kick-ass hotties to look a little more like kick-ass hotties, if you please. Still, veteran stunner Diane Lane and sexy Malin Akerman did arrive to lend their sextastic support to the entire event, and there was still ample opportunity for Hollywood actress orgy fantasies to leap and abound. Enjoy.

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Diane Lane Is 45 Years of Torturing Boys With Hotness

November 2, 2010 @ 8:59 am
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Oh, Diane Lane, how do I lust thee? Diane Lane is a hottie of such epic proportions; boys have been sneaking off into private time thinking of her for more than two decades now. And speaking for my inner child, we could easily march into a third decade of lurid thoughts of this eternally sexy female sensation. Though these Diane Lane pictures are for pimping cosmetic products now to a slightly older audience, she will always be my first real lust-filled crush. (If you've never rented Lady Beware from the late 80's, do so now and clear your calendar.) We've missed you, Diane. Pull up a chair and let us ogle you indiscreetly while you tell us how it's been going. Enjoy.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

February 23, 2009 @ 3:31 am
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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

February 25, 2008 @ 3:55 am
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It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

January 28, 2008 @ 2:19 am
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So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

Here's a little preview:

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