Egotastic
Okay, I get that people are inexorably bound to their co-parents of their kids. Trust me, should I ever be so fortunate as to make beautiful sweet love to an actual living woman, I'd take that same potential responsibility quite seriously. But Denise Richards just can't seem to get a clean-as-possible break from Charlie Sheen, now set to work on his TV show, and given that she seems like the only ex among many in his life that he hasn't chased around the room with a blade or accidentally let a gun in his back pocket shoot, she should be thankful for her relative safety and remain at distance.
While Denise clearly isn't heeding our life advice, she is most definitely taking our anonymous fashion tips. The sextastic MILF strolled around Malibu over the weekend in one of her signature tight tank tops flashing her ridiculously hot veteran now 40-something body, and making us repeat our offer to take her in for safety when Chuck does inevitably go nuts once more. In fact, Denise, you can hide in our bedroom, tank tops optional. Enjoy.
Denise Richards Bikini Pictures Bring It Hard for the Hot Mom Faptastic
There's aging gracefully, and then there's killing every poor boy's right hand with your veteran hotness as Denise Richards is now doing with her latest bikini photoshoot in Malibu, showing that faptastic at forty is the new Hollywood goal, and Denise is leading the visual charge.
The long time MILF award winner takes it to an entirely new level with this hot body reveal in a clingy bikini and the old-school hair pulling that makes us wish we could jump right through the camera lens and cling to her sweet sextastic body like a frightened baby roo jumping into its mama's pouch. Oh, I bet it's super warm and cozy in Denise's roo pouch. Enjoy.
OMFG WHEN DENISE STRIPS DOWN TO HER BIKINIS FOR PUBLIC SHOW