Dakota Fanning

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Trunfio, and Ivanka Trump Sexy Up the Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.

Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who's pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of  evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn't have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleave and Bar Refaeli Rainbow Bikini Lead Our List of Favorite Twitpics of the Week

We love the love celebrities have for the self-publishing. That moment when their ego overtakes their common sense and they say to themselves, 'Damn I look so fine I must share my hotness with the world.'

Their vanity is to our benefit as it is often the source of some of our very favorite celebrity pics, including Twitpics this week from Kim Kardashian looking all boob-showoff, Adrianne Curry reminding everybody of her ripe pair, Bar Refaeli rainbow trickery in her bikini, Eva Longoria showing what she's got, Kristen Stewart looking fine on the set of her latest photoshoot, and Dakota Fanning all dolled up with many places to go. Enjoy.

The Bum Diary

Amber Heard gets asstastic in Paris. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is back in fighting shape. (HuffPo)

Dakota Fanning ad is banned for being too sexy. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole hot new photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively flashes some red carpet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Candice Swanepoel. Damn. (TheChive)

Batman workshops some voices. (CollegeHumor)

Hipster Hottie

New Dakota Fanning pictures. (GossipCenter)

Demi Lovato gets fiery. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan might have to do a few nude photoshoots. (FoxNews)

Behind the scenes shots of Rihanna. (Celebuzz)

Avril Lavigne beats someone up. (TMZ)

Kristen Stewart leggy interview. (Popoholic)

A salute to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (SocialiteLife)

W Magazine Features A Futuristic Gaggle of Hollywood Leading Ladies

What can be said of a list of sexy celebrities that includes Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning, Mila Kunis, Julianne Moore, and Nicole Kidman? Well, one one word that comes to mind immediately is engorgement; it's a technical term describing what it might be like to be trapped for days on end in a gorge with the likes of these sextastic actresses. Sort of like my naughty dream version of 127 Hours, only it's not my arm that would be stuck in the rocks. These five are also celebrity hotties featured in the upcoming edition of W Magazine, and given that the 'W' stands for not for dudes, these pictures are on the inexplicably artsy side, but, no denying, they're still most definitely for dudes. Enjoy.