Egotastic
It really is almost madness what's going on in the South of Florida this December. Bikini madness. And I'm pretty sure I never want it to stop. It's like summer, but winter, and hotter.
Our super hot Paraguayan model mom, Claudia Galanti, continues what seems like an endless (may it never end) bikini vacation in Miami where each day brings out a wonderful new and revealing bit of swimwear, highlighting her amazing body and award-winning asstastic. I just can't imagine it's an easy task for a dude to walk the beach down there without being cited for something indecent.
And, lest we forget, how about a big time Egotastic! shoutout to the vendor who first decided to start selling strawberries on a stick down at Miami Beach. You, sir, have created refreshment on many levels! Enjoy.
Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Continue to MILF Up Miami Beach in Teeny Bikinis
Didn't you hate it when your mom would go to the beach all oiled-up and flashing her body and all your little guy friends would stare at her rack all day long instead of playing sand castles with you? Okay, so maybe this is more of a personal tale of woe, and it wasn't the beach, it was the strip club where mom worked to pay the bills, albeit, she worked accounting in the back because of her allergies to talc, but the shame remains the same.
Thankfully, the little boy kids of super hot Sudamericana to Italia transplant Aida Yespica and her hottie Latina cohort, Claudia Galanti, are too young to feel the slings and arrows of outrageously hot moms flashing their funbags and wicked hot buns for the beach-going oglers over the New Year's holiday, so they can avoid all the hurtful taunts like 'Hey, man, do you know what your mom is making me for breakfast' and 'I'm gonna be your sixth grade stepdad soon'. Those did sting.
Moms should simply not be this hot. But, thankfully, they are. Enjoy