Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures are Almost Super

May 15, 2009 @ 11:50 am
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I'm not sure why Cindy Crawford still needs to be posing in a bikini. Maybe she got screwed by Madoff too. Either way, she's looking pretty good for 43, though, to be honest, I was expecting her to look a bit better, what with those Supermodel genes of her's. No doubt that when this photoshoot is published she will have been airbrushed and Photoshopped to beyond perfection, but as she is right now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she didn't share the crackers. Because that's just not nice, and I get hungry too.

Lots more Cindy Crawford bikini pictures after the jump.

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Cindy Crawford Gets Naked and Creamed

 
March 24, 2009 @ 12:44 am
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I have no idea what's going on here, but that's Cindy Crawford, naked, and covered in cream. It's like my fantasy as a 15-year-old boy finally came to life and sprung onto the pages of the April issue of Allure magazine. Apparently, Cindy uses all kinds of cream in her beauty regimen, but that photo's only got me thinking of one kind of cream... Shaving cream. Why, what did you think I meant?

Technically, the pics are SFW, but just to be on the safe side, I'm covering up the naughty bits, so you'll ahve to click through for the uncensored photo.

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Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson and Many More Get Naked, Pinup Style

November 5, 2008 @ 11:47 am
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Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don't know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.

Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can't tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.

You can find the rest of the pinup pictures after the jump.

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Cindy Crawford Topless Bikini Pictures

 
August 6, 2008 @ 2:20 am
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The other day we posted some nice Cindy Crawford bikini pictures from her vacation on the French Riviera with George Clooney. Well, today she's back in her bikini, and out of it, too, as you can see in these Cindy Crawford topless bikini pictures. And yes, she still looks amazing. With all these former supermodels going topless recently, it kind of feels like I'm 15 again. Except that I can't remember ever feeling like I'm not 15.

Check out more Cindy Crawford bikini pictures after the jump. The Cindy Crawford topless pictures are right here.

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Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures are Still Hot

August 4, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
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In case you were wondering, these Cindy Crawford bikini pictures prove that the former Supermodel has still got it going on. Cindy and her husband were hanging out on a yacht with George Clooney in Saint-Tropez, because, you know, that's what rich, famous, beautiful people do. But trust me, it's no big deal, we do it all the time.

Lots more Cindy Crawford bikini pictures after the jump.

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Shocking! Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures Show… Dun! Dun! Dun! CELLULITE!!!

December 5, 2007 @ 2:47 am
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Colour me confused. Just last week, we saw some rather sexy Cindy Crawford bikini pictures, in which the former Supermodel looked incredibly fit, so I really don't know what to make of these new Cindy Crawford bikini pictures, but something is definitely wrong. Not as wrong as those Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures, but still.

Showing stretch marks and a saggy stomach worthy of Tara Reid, this is definitely not Cindy Crawford at her finest. Has age finally caught up with her (in one week)? Was it too much Thanksgiving turkey? Or was she sucking in her gut last time? We may never know.

Of course, it's also possible that the photographer happened to get a lucky and caught Cindy in mid-jiggle, but last time I checked, Cindy Crawford wasn't supposed to jiggle.

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Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures

November 26, 2007 @ 4:27 am
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It's been a while since we've seen Cindy Crawford, and the last time, it wasn't Cindy Crawford bikini pictures, but rather some very nice Cindy Crawford topless pictures. But Cindy Crawford doesn't need to be topless to get our attention. A bikini will do just fine.

I must admit, though, that there is a part of me that would like to see at least one Supermodel get all fat and bloated, if for no other reason than to at least suggest the possibility that these women are actually human. Because maybe then I might actually have the slightest chance of ever hooking up with one of them.

Sadly, they are not human. They are alien creatures from another planet who have enslaved us, and force us to worship them as the goddess-like creatures they are. All I have to say is "Take me to your leader. Please."

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