Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)
Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)
Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)
Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)
Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)
Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)
Damn, Ciara looks good. (Celebuzz)
Happy birthday, Gwen Stefani. (HuffPo)
Shauna Sand vs. Brooke Hogan: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)
The sequel to Moneyball is way better than the original. (CollegeHumor)
Camille Grammer in a little, black bikini. (TMZ)
Rachel Bilson takes her legs for a walk. (DrunkenStepfather)
Sonic the Hedgehog gets advice from his agent. (CollegeHumor)
Apparently, once word got out that Kris Jenner was flipping the switch to 'cash bar' at the Kim Kardashian and that other dude's wedding, celebrities began to flee in droves. A pretty hot looking Ciara seemed to have left by herself, a snookered Lindsay Lohan desperately tried not to hurl on her five-finger discounted diamonds, Demi Lovato appeared rather chipper, and even Khloe Kardashian peeled away, desperate to find a still open Black Angus, with her younger hottie hostage half-sister, Kendall Jenner in tow
(Don't forget to like our Free Kendall Jenner page on Facebook as we gear up for an upcoming rescue attempt of the still salvageable young lass.)
You may take note of the lack of color among the guests at the wedding, as a black and white only dress code was strictly enforced, which I think is a failure of this reboot, because in the original Godfather, they let Mama wear pink. Enjoy.
Ciara shows some skin. (Celebuzz)
Nicole Kidman reveals her sexy legs. (HuffPo)
Nicole Scherzinger rocks her asstastic off. (GossipCenter)
Rachel Bilson, Kristen Bell and AnnaLynne McCord: Three's a party. (SocialiteLife)
The hottest girls of Entourage. (Ranker)
I'm vibing Kelly Rowland in this photoshoot. (Idolator)
Lindsay Lohan out in short shorts. (DrunkenStepfather)
Filed under underrated hotties -- Ciara. I could do with less of the music and less of the Amar'e Stoudemire hookup stories and more of the hot-body reveals, as in these bikini pictures from Miami where the sexy singer got clobbered by a wave of Egotastic! proportions, causing a brief, minor, but delightful bit of bikini top slippage (the kind that used to get me slap across the face when it was my hand, and not a rogue wave, back in the day at the beach, you know, before all the restraining orders and such.)
Ciara, we need to see much more of you. Really, it's only fair. Enjoy.
What if you had a hottie party and every hottie in Hottieville showed up?
Another year, another invitation to the Costume Gala at the Metropolitan Museum lost in the mail by my postal delivery specialist, Mr. Tritonovich. Alas, I was all dressed up in my finest Zubaz pants with nowhere to get. Thankfully, my good friends from Italy, Signor Paparaazo, kept me busy all evening long with a never-ending stream of sexy celebrities at the Met Gala. The list is ridiculous. Granted, this is a party where a bunch of dudes with exotic names and no interest whatsoever in women's boobs, design a bunch of high-fashion for celebrities and pretend that they care how their models asses look in their couture. Nevertheless, even with billowing fabrics, feathers, and an assortment of things way to complicated for normal dudes to ever undress off of a woman, there was a supernova's worth of heat coming off the Met red carpet last night, among which, my favorites, if forced to choose, were Ashley Greene (just incredibly hot), Miranda Kerr (and her new boobtastic), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (getting steamier as Transformers 3 approaches), and Rihanna (who more and more resembles a classic sculpture of some hottie princess from exotic lands).
In addition to this quadrangle of sextastic quim, there were a bazillion and one other sexy celebs, but as a result of the beer-drinking-is-making-me-sleepy principal this evening, I did cut the list down to: Evan Rachel Wood (how is this girl not more highly rated?), Lily Aldridge (L.A.'s finest offspring), Bar Refaeli (Israeli hottie), Beyonce (the booty call of my dreams), Fergie (I'd like to add my gravy to her peas), Madonna (oh yea, give it up for Madge at 52), Kristen Stewart (who could not bring herself to smile), Taylor Swift (just a classic beauty), Kate Hudson (pregnant by yet another rocker), Jessica Alba (naturally), Salma Hayek (veteran MILF hottie), Ciara (still don't know who she is, still lust her), Emma Roberts (getting toward sextastic levels), Gwynneth Paltrow (I don't like her, but I'd tap that... nevermind), Christina Hendricks (busty and delicious), Penelope Cruz (en fuego MILF), Blake Lively (the newest hottest ginger), Sofia Vergara (the maker of wanton dreams), Lea Michele (Glee petite sweet), Dianna Agron (mo' mo' Glee hottie), Gisele Bundchen (belongs on every hottie list), and Zoe Saldana (one of my secret lust crushes).
Wow. If you remove all the hotties from that list and add my grandma, you have my most recent birthday party E-vite YES list. Enjoy.
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Egotastic
Kim Kardashian, Alice Eve, Minka Kelly Among Hotties Pimping Valentino at Store Opening
I'm quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I'm on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can't get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.
Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can't seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night's event. Enjoy.
TERESA PALMER SIDEBOOB OFTEN APPEARS AT RED CARPET EVENTS