Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks is Busting Out on the Cover of Esquire

April 19, 2010 @ 1:35 am
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So, Christina Hendricks is officially the most beautiful woman in the world, or something. At least that's what the new issue of Esquire magazine is saying. Or maybe just the most beautiful woman in America. But to be honest, I can't say for certain because every time I look at this picture of Christina Hendricks pulling her top down on the cover of Esquire, I keep waiting for her to pull it down all the way...

Did she do it!? No? What about now!? See my problem? Can't wait to see what else this photoshoot has in store (Update: 2 more added). Now!?

Bonus - Super sexy Christina Hendricks photos from August 2009 Esquire:

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The Oscars Were Shit

March 8, 2010 @ 3:29 am
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Fuck me, this year's Oscar show was beyond brutal. Besides a few funny jokes from Steve Martin, and Ben Stiller in Avatar makeup, it was a complete and utter waste of fucking time. There weren't even any sexy dresses on the red carpet, so what we have here is all the hot ladies I could find from all the various Oscar parties going on his weekend, arranged (mostly) in order of cleavage.

Christina Hendricks

Hilary Swank

Miley Cyrus

Anna Kendrick

Tatiana Ali

Diane Kruger

Carey Mulligan

Elizabeth Banks

Natalie Portman

Vanessa Hudgens

Maria Menounos

Kelly Brook

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Holy Christina Hendricks Cleavage, Batman!

February 15, 2010 @ 12:15 pm
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Okay, so, there's good news, and bad news. The good news is that we have these amazing, incredible, outstanding Christina Hendricks cleavage pictures from New York magazine. The bad news is that they are really quite small. The pictures, not her breasts. No, Christina Hendricks' breasts are probably the biggest things I've ever seen. And I cannot wait for hi-res versions of these shots to be released, because that will basically mean I can die a happy man.

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Christina Hendricks Brings Her Golden Globes to the DGA Awards

February 1, 2010 @ 1:55 am
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I don't even think the Director's Guild of America Awards are televised, which is just as well, because who the fuck needs to watch another awards show, but when Christina Hendricks is there showing off her crazy cleavage, the full motion aspect of video is much appreciated. In fact, Christina Hendricks boobs are so spectacular, that I'd even sit through a million more boring speeches just to get another glimpse at them.

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Golden Globes at the Golden Globes

January 18, 2010 @ 4:16 am
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Like all award shows, the Golden Globes basically sucked. Aside from a few good lines from the always great Ricky Gervais, I felt like smaking just about everyone else, except for Robert Downey Jr. But that doesn't mean the night was a total loss, because one thing that you can usually count on at the Golden Globes is all the Golden Globes. And yes, I'm talking about boobs. The clear winner in the Best Boobs category was hands down Christina Hendricks, but othe nominees, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Heather Graham, and Olivia Wilde looked pretty damn good, too.

Oh, and check out Lindsay Lohan actually looking hot and pretty, and not like a strung-out junkie trying to get her next fix. There might be hope for her yet.

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Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage

December 7, 2009 @ 2:44 am
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I wanted to come up with a classy way to point out that Christina Hendricks has incredibly large breasts, but I'm not that clever, and frankly, it's not a classy thing to do to begin with, so obviously, that didn't work. Of course, it doesn't really need to be pointed out. After all, her breasts are enormous. And awesome. Not quite sold on the makeup choice, though.

And yes, the dink is her husband. I know, it makes me want to kill myself too.

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Christina Hendricks is Hotter Than Jessica Alba

August 3, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
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I was all ready to leave those new Jessica Alba bikini pictures as the top post of the day, but then I saw these ridiculously sexy pictures of Christina Hendricks and her incredible cleavage from the new Esquire, and well, I think these pictures speak for themselves. If you don't know Christina Hendricks, she plays the busty secretary on Mad Men, and she also played the busty space hooker on Firefly. In fact, it's rare to find her in a role where she doesn't play the busty something or other. And that's just how we like it. Seriously, though, she's so frickin' hot!

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