Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron’s Bikini is not a Substitute for a Career

While most celebrities take their bikinis to the beach, Charlize Theron took her bikini to the rain forests of Belize. So, that's different. The thing I want to know about Charlize Theron, though, is whether ornot she plans on actually having, you know, a career. Sure, Charlize Theron bikini pictures are fun to look at, but she ain't getting paid.

In fact, the last two times we've even seen Charlize, it's been in bikini picutres, and I think we even discussed the same thing. Read: Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures, Because She Isn't Doing Anything Else, and Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting. See? She's not doing much. Come to think of it, though, with movies like Aeon Flux, maybe it's better she sticks to the bikinis.

Update: Looks like my laziness caught up with me, and Egotastic! reader, Larry, decided to point it out. I'm in a particularly pleasant mood, and feeling equitable, so I'll actually post what he wrote, and accept when I have been duely served.

Charlize Theron... not doing anything?

From IMDB:
- Jinx (2009) (announced) (in talks)
- The Brazilian Job (2009) (announced) .... Stella Bridger
- The Ice at the Bottom of the World (2008) (pre-production)

- Hancock (2008) (filming)
- Battle in Seattle (2007) (post-production) .... Ella
- Sleepwalking (2007) (post-production) .... Joleen
- In the Valley of Elah (2007) (completed) .... Det. Emily Sanders

More Charlize Theron bikini pictures, including her pudgy boyfriend, after the jump.

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Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures, Because She Isn’t Doing Anything Else

It seems like the only things we've seen Charlize Theron in since she won her Oscar have been crap a Sci-Fi movie, and her bikini. I'm not a big fan of the former, but the latter works just fine for me.

Speaking of which, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures, which once again illustrate that Charlize is a rather attractive woman. The also illustrate that she's a little unfamiliar with how to use a comb.

No matter, I wasn't looking at her hair anyway. More Charlize Theron bikini pictures after the jump.

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Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting

Charlize Theron wants to give up acting. Saying she no longer considers acting to be a "real job," Charlize wants to jump into the world of movie producing, reports Starpulse.

I think it's going to take a while in this industry. Especially for a woman to step up and say I am capable of actually doing the job, and it's not just a vanity thing, it's something that I actually consider a real job. I think that's been the biggest bump for me in the road, but it's something that I really, truly enjoy doing.

Well, I for one never considered acting a "real job" either. Real jobs are things you hate doing, and don't pay you millions of dollars to sit around for most of the day. Of course, I don't think Charlize is really going to give up acting. After all, as an actress/producer, she'd be taking home two cheques, and that ain't bad.

But if she really wants a new job, I say she should take up wearing a bikini full time, since it's definitely something she's really good at. Sure, she's a good actress, and I'm sure she'll make for a smart producer, but I just have four words for you: Charlize Theron bikini pictures.

More Charlize Theron bikini pictures after the jump.

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Costume Institute Benefit Gala Mega Picture Post

Here's what I really don't get about celebrities, and socialites in general. In order to raise money for a cause, they throw lavish parties, wear absurdly expensive dresses and jewels, and eat food that costs more for one meal than most families could afford for a month. All in the name of fundraising.

Take, for example, the Costume Institute Benefit Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York each year. The goal is to raise money for the Met, to fund the arts, and all that good stuff, but wouldn't it make more sense to shelve the egos, put away the dresses, and just give all that money, that would otherwise be spent on frivolity, directly to the cause for which they are trying to raise funds?

I mean, there are starving artists in the East Village who can't even afford new canvases, let alone the cost of their next heroine fix.

Of course, if celebrities didn't throw these ridiculous parties, I wouldn't have all these pictures to post on my blog, and then no one would be happy.

You can find all 248 pictures after the jump, including Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mandy Moore, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, and many more.
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Charlize Theron: Single Again

The Sun revealed today that Charlize Theron has split from long-time boyfriend, Stuart Townsend. The couple, who were together for five years were having trouble dealing with their conflicting movie schedules, and have decided to part ways.

He was noticeably absent from the Aeon Flux star's side at last Sunday's Oscars and the Baftas the week before.

Hollywood's rumour mill went into overdrive. And last night a pal said: "Charlize is free and single again. Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over. They just grew apart. It wasn't always easy because filming often kept them apart for months."

The South African-born actress, who won an Oscar in 2004 for playing a serial killer in Monster, said: "It's not really what I want -- or what he wants."

So, do you feel that tiny glimmer of hope? The one that makes you think you might be the next lucky man on Charlize's arm? Well put the down the crack pipe, because it ain't happening. Besides, she wants to be with me.

78th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

Well, the 78th Annual Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars are only an hour and a half old, but Egotastic! already has all your Oscar pictures from the red carpet runway.

I'm not live-blogging this thing, simply because when I tried to last time at the Golden Globes, I nearly died of "exhaustion." At any rate, it's not terrible so far, John Stewart is pretty good, and the speeches have been short. Then again, I've been getting all your Oscar pictures ready, so I've had other things to occupy my attention. I'm sure if I was just sitting there watching the show, I'd have taken my own life by now. Hit Defamer, if you want some flavourful live Oscar commentary.

And speaking of pictures, check out all 189 Oscar Award pictures after the jump, and stay tuned for the full list of winners.

Update: Crash won Best Picture, not Brokeback Mountain. Also, a song about Pimps won best song. I really think that's all you need to know, but here's the full list of Oscar winners.

Second Update: Check out the pictures from the After-parties, starting with the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
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63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post – Now with Live Blogging

Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.

Alright, hit this link for all 229 Golden Globes pictures...

Or hit the this link for the full live-blogging experience.

Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

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