JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)
Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)
I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)
Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)
Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)
Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)
Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)
What I know about Country Music can be summed up in one short statement: I once got high with Willie Nelson. Well, on his tour bus. Well, a bus on his tour. And maybe it was tequila shots and not weed. Stories have a way of growing over time. But, to really sum it up, I don't know jack about Country Music. However, anywhere sexy celebrities go, I will follow. And, man oh man did they head out to Vegas by the hotness droves for the Country Music Awards this past weekend.
Brooklyn Decker, who's Country music connection I don't get, but glad she made the trip and packed that rack-fitting dress, Taylor Swift looked hot, if you're into Taylor Swift (as I am, in the dark recesses of my mind), Julianne Hough, who can steal a show her own hotself, Carrie Underwood who decks out like nobody's business, Nicole Kidman, who married into country, Miranda Lambert, a newcomer whose funbags are undeniably Grand Ole Opry ready, and AnnaSophia Robb, who is just everywhere these days pimping her surfer movie, and I'm glad she is. Enjoy.
True, but sad story. I've been surfing once in my life. Once. I got stung by a jellyfish five minutes into my paddle out, I winced and cried like a baby, some dude pissed on my arm, and my girlfriend dumped me the next day. Needless to say, I love surfing!
The Soul Surfer premiere last night brought out some super hotties to support the inspirational story of Bethany Hamilton, who got her arm ripped off by an actual real beast of the see, and still found the cajones to get back out there and ride the waves once more. Jesus, she puts me to shame. And, she's hot by the way (see below). But to last night, I was entranced by the likes of Amber Lancaster, AnnaSophia Robb (who plays Hamilton in the movie), Carrie Underwood, and Hilary Duff. Quite a gaggle of blonde betties. Enjoy.
Here's Bethany Hamilton, the tough-assed one-armed surfer girl. What did I tell you?
Photo credit: Splash News
I don't listen to Country music, so I don't know what Carrie Underwood sounds like, but I do know what she looks like, and that's hot. These Carrie Underwood bikini pictures were snapped at The Cove in the Bahamas. It snowed last night where I live. I'd much rather be in the Bahamas with Carrie Underwood. Even if it meant I had to listen Country music.
Photo credit: Splash News
Raise your hand if you want to see some Carrie Underwood bikini pictures. Now raise your hand if you're a dork who raises his hand in front of his computer. Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't worry, I won't tell. Now go check out these Carrie Underwood bikini pictures. Dork.
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Egotastic
Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift Shine Like Sextastic Stars at American Country Music Awards
I'll say this for country music, while I don't quite relate to the melodramatic twangs of country living, I can relate to the large number of super hot women in and around the country music scene. Sextastic girls in tight jeans and boots is never a bad thing. And a few nights a year, those country girls get decked out, as they did last night for the American Country Music Awards in Vegas, where the likes of Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, LeAnn Rimes, and even country-by-marriage, Nicole Kidman, shone like sweet hot stars in the night reminding us that unless we got a platinum country album on our resume, we're probably never getting in their pants. Or dresses.
But we do get to ogle. They can never take that away from us. Enjoy.
WE REALLY DON'T TALK (OR LEER) ENOUGH ABOUT CARRIE UNDERWOOD