Candice Swanepoel

Rihanna and Celebs in White Bikinis and Other Things to Ogle

December 15, 2011 @ 12:45 pm
White Christmas
Celebrities in white bikinis Read More »
Tall Drink of Water
Blake Lively is leggy, tall and hot. Read More »
Sex Tape Memories
Kim Kardashian talks about her sex scandal Read More »

Famous hotties in white bikinis. (Celebuzz)

Dianna Agron being hot in 2011. (Idolator)

Kendall Jenner sweet, sweet 16. (HuffPo)

If a few kids have to be enslaved to make Candice Swanepoel look good, I'm ok with that. (FoxNews)

Kim Kardashian pretends to be embarrassed about her sex tape. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively is a hot, tall drink of water. (LaineyGossip)

No bra, no problem. (TheChive)

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Candice Swanepoel Steps Out and Steps Up in Vogue Brazil

November 29, 2011 @ 8:05 am
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Brazil
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A different look at our Lady of Swanepoel, with the uber-hot Candice in the Brazil version of Vogue magazine, wherein the Victoria's Secret model stretches out her wings in much more artsy-style that I'm sure means something to people who love to create magical 'looks', but still means something to those of who feel magical when we look at Candice Swanepoel. Any chance to peruse the pages of Candice's body hotness works for us. It certainly is derivative of the photoshoot I have laid out in a proposal to Candice for over a year now, albeit, my prospective shoot calls for zero clothing, save for a long thin piece of fruit rollup placed discreetly about the snacking areas. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel Shows Off Her Hot Body in Skin-Filled Rag & Bone Pics

November 18, 2011 @ 11:53 am
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
Candice Swanepole Rag & Bone Ads
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I must confess, I've not heard much of Rag & Bone apparel before; unless a brand is featured onsale at Target, there's a good chance I haven't heard of it. But I suppose that is the point of hiring the uber-sexy Candice Swanepoel, getting her half-nekkid, and shooting her in poses pimping out your clothing line -- to get noticed. And notice we are, not so much the clothing, but in seductive Candice flashing little bits of covered topless hotness here and there and anywhere. I don't exactly have the desire right now to buy her more clothes to cover up that fantastic body, but if Rag & Bones starts selling birthday suits, I'll be the first one on the phone ordering Candice's Christmas gift. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Mega-Roundup

November 10, 2011 @ 9:13 am
Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Erin Heatherton in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Afterparty
Adriana Lima in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Miranda Kerr Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.

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The Bum Diary

November 9, 2011 @ 12:15 pm

Amber Heard gets asstastic in Paris. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is back in fighting shape. (HuffPo)

Dakota Fanning ad is banned for being too sexy. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole hot new photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively flashes some red carpet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Candice Swanepoel. Damn. (TheChive)

Batman workshops some voices. (CollegeHumor)

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Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge Prep for The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Today

November 9, 2011 @ 10:58 am
Lily Aldridge, Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Candice Swanepoel Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Lily Aldridge Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Adriana Lima Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Miranda Kerr Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Miranda Kerr Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Miranda Kerr Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
Lily Aldridge Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC
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You can have your Christmas Day on December 25th, for me, the happiest day of the year is quite often the second week in November when Victoria's Secret films its annual fashion show for broadcast on CBS later this month. It's like a conference of lingerie hotties from around the world, assembled in New York for one purpose: look super sextastic in little silky bits of underwear. And a fine purpose indeed.

This morning, three of our more alluring angels, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge, hit the makeup and hair prep room before the show, providing just a tease of the goodness to come. In fact, Miranda Kerr provided more than just a tease with an open-robe flash up to her V.S. undies, a nice forecast photo. While the show tends to go overboard each year into the dramatic, there's no denying it is the single most epic conclave of girl candy on the planet. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel Holiday Photoshoot Preps Her Hot Body and Wings for the Main Event

November 2, 2011 @ 11:50 am
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes of the Victoria's Secret Holiday Photoshoot
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We're just a week or so away from the actual annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, airing on CBS later this month, but the Angels are literally getting their wings together to perfect the blend of the heavenly motif, heavenly bodies clad in little bits of silky and satin and then a bunch of other art-design-craptastic bits we try to ignore.

Of course, we have many favorites, many models we with to procreate diligently with, but perhaps none wear the wings quite as well as the still quite young, but now veteran lingerie model Candice Swanepoel, seen here behind the scenes of her V.S. holiday photoshoot leading up to the big event. While, of course, we are leering all over, I think we've got it narrowed down to that simply amazing tummy, perched beneath her other sextastic delights, that provides the center of her supermodel heat ray. It's simply just perfect. Enjoy.

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