Egotastic
Honestly, I don't even know what the Nth degree is. I'm quite certain I was permanently in the principal's office, followed by the school for pregnant girls and delinquent boys (an odd pairing if I may say so) long before my remedial math classes took up the subject of degrees, but I do know that it's something to do with killer hot, which perfectly describes our be-lusted Candice Swanepoel in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria's Secret.
It's eerily simple how taking a super fine woman, stripping her down to some silky little underthings, then having her smile and prance for the cameras, and our ocular receptors, creates such an ingeniously pleasing product, but it's true. Sometimes, simple is best. And we simply want to cover Candice Swanepoel in the work product of our loins, slowly, but methodically, entirely basted (a bit sick and dramatic? for sure, but take a look at these photos and see if you don't feel like penning a crude poem yourself). Enjoy.
Candice Swanepoel Covered Topless Jean Popping Hot in New Promo (VIDEO)
Honestly, it doesn't really even matter what Candice Swanepoel is trying to sell me, I'm buying. She could push Monkey Lube on me and I'd buy ten cases. She's so hot, she just sells herself.
In this promotional video for her Colcci Jeans ad campaign, Candice shows exactly how among all the hot girls in this world, but a small few will ever get paid mega-bucks to have their faces, and wicked hot bodies, associated with brand advertisers. She's got the special 'it' thing going on super super hard (pun intended). Enjoy.