Egotastic
Okay, the crude among you might make make reference to lithesome blonde Cameron Diaz being 'rode hard and put away wet', as is she were a race horse ridden to within an inch of her life, and, there may be something to said on the downside of knocking boots with younger men, hormone-filled athletes among them, for several years non-stop. You might just get a slightly worn look about the face and lady nest areas.
But, like a veteran of some foreign bumping uglies war, I respect Cameron for her sheer amount of bent-over thumping, a contribution to general man-kind that should not be forgotten, even as many comment on her oft-ragged features these days. The world is a much better place for women who dig the ole in and out.
And, then, there are her legs. Still going more than strong, and on display at the premiere of What to Expect When You're Expecting premiere last night. Those legs are still killers. And to imagine them wrapped around... well, just nice legs. Enjoy.
Cheryl Cole and Cameron Diaz White-Clad Hotties on the U.K. Red Carpet for ‘What to Expect…’
My mom used to say, 'to be forewarned is to be forearmed'. Sadly, I didn't understand what she meant, or why she'd smack me with a wooden spoon across the neck about thirty seconds after saying this and then have a laugh to herself. I was a slow kid. But, as to the movie What to Expect When You're Expecting, you've been forewarned, all ye who walk with something that dangles between your legs. And, please, don't send me your notes about some literal tit-for-tat program where you agreed to go with your girl to this movie in order to get some nookie. Unless you're getting the hummer of the century right then and there, in the movie theater, during the fifteenth joke about baby poop, you, sir, are not excused.
Nevertheless, chick flick equals hotties, so we do pay some attention to all the brouhaha marketing campaigns around such films, and the U.K. premiere last night where all the women were instructed to wear white, because that's pregnancy colors or something, but Cheryl Cole sure looked might hot in her get-up, as did Cameron Diaz, for whom I would like to retract the rumor that we started here at Egotastic! that Cameron wears pants now to public events in case her vagina falls out. I talked to my gyno doctor friend and he assured me that no matter how much sex a woman has, her vagina will not drop like spent rifle round to the floor. And, beside, Cameron looked pretty good. Enjoy.
OH, HOW I'D LOVE TO BE EXPECTING WITH CHERYL COLE