Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker Continues With the Mind-Numbingly Hot Bikini Candids

March 29, 2011 @ 10:57 am
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Rowr! Rawr! However you write that feline sound of lust that is inexplicably escaping from my lungs through my mouthpiece while ogling this second day, an even hotter day, of amazing Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures fresh from the South of Florida. I just love it when a woman takes her work home with her. (Well, maybe that mostly applies to porn stars and bikini models, slightly less so accountants and female welders, Flashdance exception, of course.) Brooklyn Decker. Sexy bikini pictures. What's not to enjoy.

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Brooklyn Decker Candid Bikini Pictures Are Off-Duty Hotness

March 28, 2011 @ 7:55 am
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Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, well, heck, that's her job. But off-duty Brooklyn Decker soaking up the rays of mother sol in Miami, that's a sweet coup. Now, somebody wrote to us and said technically, I shouldn't be calling Brooklyn Decker a 'Nordic' goddess, but, hell, any sexy celebrity who is tall and blonde and has a glorious pair of winter melons falls straight into that Nordic fantasy bucket for me. Don't tell me Brooklyn's super fine bikini body wouldn't fit right in in the taverns of Asgard. There are things I'd like to do with Thor's hammer to... but, I digress. Enjoy.

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Brooklyn Decker Topless Picture Photoshoot Wonderment

 
March 14, 2011 @ 11:10 am
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Is this heaven?

How much amazing sexy celebrity boobtastic will we see today, or, at least, today before I collapse from sheer blood drain? This Brooklyn Decker topless picture from a beautiful, if brief, photoshoot that depicts the sheer and utter hotness of this Nordic swimsuit goddess. Every infantile suckling fantasy you've ever known is about to change today, wipe the fantasy board clean, insert Brooklyn Decker flashing funabg. And, enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker Bring Heat to the Red Carpet at the ‘Just Go With It’ Premiere

February 22, 2011 @ 10:57 am
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Well, you know if I were forced to pick between the two leading ladies of the Adam Sandler comedy, Just Go With It, I'd likely choose Brooklyn Decker, you know, because of my monster infatuation with the blonde goddess, not to mention the nipple pokes she brought to bear at the Berlin premiere of the film. However, Jennifer Aniston, the proverbial bridesmaid and owner of an immense collection of personal pleasure devices, manages to hold her own and flash the fit body in her own little black number, and has nothing to be ashamed of in terms of red carpet hotness ratings. Personally, I'd like to just go with it with both of these lovely lasses. Enjoy.

(Update: thanks to all of you writing in to flesh out the fleshy bits visible betwixt the legs of Brooklyn Decker. I think it's some kind of tribute to the unrest in North Africa, a signal that Brooklyn's ship of the desert remains unhoofed. Double enjoy.)

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Brooklyn Decker Spread in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

February 22, 2011 @ 8:35 am

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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I think this is it. I think I'm just about prepared to put the final chapter in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition super hot bikini-tastic photo posts for the season. It's been a wild week. A hot-bodied filled week. A plethora of sexy swimsuits and heavenly bodies barely covered in spandex. With a few days to think, I think I've done thunk myself into a firm belief that, once again, Brooklyn Decker stole the swimsuit show. She's the queen; hot royal court, no doubt, but she reigns supreme for at least one more year. So, to honor this blonde goddess of the sexy bomb, behold the very magazine pictures where our Mona Lisa flashes her boobs and hot body one last time this SI season. Enjoy.

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Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and Esti Ginzburg Super Sexy Behind the Scenes SI Swimsuit Photoshoots (VIDEO)

February 16, 2011 @ 10:23 am

The behind the scene videos are here! The behind the scenes videos are here!

Oh, man, even better in ways than the photoshoots themselves, I love lust love when the SI Swimsuit behind the scene videos appear. Like being on vacation with the lycra-clad (or, better yet, unclad) hotties. Share with me in the delight of Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and Esti Ginzburg, as we peek into their wet and wild times in front of the camera. I assure you, it's four minutes very well spent.

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2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Hottie Madness! Irina Shayk, Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Esti Ginzburg, and Izabel Goulart

February 15, 2011 @ 11:25 am

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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The day hath arrived. Word to the wise, it may be a very short day, but, you know, it hath arrived.

The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is out and, yep, it's always worth the wait. Swimsuit and bikini madness plus sextastic celebrity models of the highest order equals epic photo-set madness. It's really unmatched each year in hype and intensity in terms of magazine swimsuit collections.

While not the entire array of hotties, my favorites in the early going here are Irina Shayk, uber-sexy model who dons the cover of the magazine this year, Brooklyn Decker, perhaps the youngest ever to enter my personal Hall of Hotness, Cintia Dicker, readhead Brazilian wonder-muffin, Esti Ginzburg, the Israeli hardbodied model, and Izabel Goulart, who we just saw lovely and topless last week. Quite an ensemble. Stay dry. Enjoy.

IRINA SHAYK

BROOKLYN DECKER

CINTIA DICKER

ESTI GINZBURG

IZABEL GOULART

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