Egotastic
It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.
READER FINDS: Mayra Suarez Purported Leaked Naughty Photos, J-Woww National TV Upskirts, Brooklyn Decker Sideboob, and Much More…
Like a beam of light shooting forth from a colonoscopy camera, so shines the hopeful beacon of our weekly Reader Finds. The once-every-seven-days opportunity for millions of hearts to beat as one, and millions of dudes to beat... well, you can imagine the horrible joke.
But there's no joking about how much warmth we feel at the community generated celebrity hotness each week, this week's eye-opening raunch fest includes some very naughty leaked (purported) photographs of Mexi-fashion model, Mayra Suarez, J-Woww flashing her panties on the Kelly Ripa Show, Brooklyn Decker flashing her lower love area and sideboob from an SI photoshoot, Vietnamese hottie Elly Tran Ha in a bikini, Canadian actress Erica Cox topless in Bitten, a Kristen Stewart sort of almost kinda nipple peek, Sarah Shahi in a see-through to the boobtastic top, and Israeli sextastic Moran Atias all kinds of topless. It's a bevy of beauty I say!