Brooke Burke

Jewel Cleavage Edges Out Keri Russell Nipple Poke To Lead Egotastic! Top 10 Hotties at 2010 Emmy Awards

August 30, 2010 @ 2:32 am
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When Gretchen, my six-fingered assistant, awoke me from my Nyquil-induced slumber screaming into the phone about how hot Kate Gosselin looked at the 2010 Emmy Awards, I knew two things: first, I have got to change my cell phone number, and, second, it was going to be a lean year for the sexy at TV's annual award show. Heck, I don't know if my top two picks, Jewel and Keri Russell, are even on TV. For all the effed up nonsense of the movie business, the silver screen has a good leg-up on television when it comes to the hottie factor.

Still, there are some amazing looking woman on the boob tube, many of whom made our list of Top 10 Hotties at the 2010 Emmy Awards, in spite of the fact that a whole lot of this year's small screen ladies sure looked like they were some guy's third string option to the prom circa 1996. Honestly, a shout-out to the dead singer of Blind Melon would not have surprised me in the least.

Here's my Top 10 among the pretty lean crop this season, pictured from left to right: Jewel, Keri Russell, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Christina Hendricks, Eva Longoria, Nina Dobrev, Sofia Vergara, January Jones, and Brooke Burke.

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures from Ralph Magazine

November 28, 2007 @ 12:10 am
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According to Ralph Magazine, Brooke Burke is looking better than ever, and who am I to argue? But if you don't believe them, these Brooke Burke bikini pictures might help convince you. And if that's not enough to make you jealous of the Aussie lads at Ralph, keep in mind that while it's getting really, really chilly here in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is just getting started down south. Yeah, I thought that might bum you out. But hey, here are some Brooke Burke bikini pictures to make you feel better.

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Start the Week Off Right

June 4, 2007 @ 4:02 am
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Well, it's Monday, and for most of you that means another week in your boring, oppressive, stale offices. For me, it means another week of trying to distract you from the fact that working for a living is a pain in the ass. And what better distraction is there than a set of hot Brooke Burke bikini pictures!?

So sit back, relax, and don't worry, because the boss is as bored as you are. Enjoy.

And by the way, Brooke Burke just had a baby. I think she's a superhero or something.

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Brooke Burke Bikini Baby Bump Pictures

October 23, 2006 @ 3:29 am
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At first, I totally didn't realise that Brooke Burke is quite a bit pregnant. Let's just say a woman's stomach is not the first place my eyes go.

Of course, pregnant or not, Brooke Burke in a bikini is something to stop and appreciate. Thankfully, Brooke isn't so far along in her pregnancy that these bikini pictures enter that weird fetish area.

We do, however, get the added bonus that pregnancy gives to most women. And no, I'm not talking about the glow...

More Brooke Burke bikini baby bump pictures after the jump.

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures

August 22, 2005 @ 2:03 am
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This article was unposted until July 9, 2006. Don't ask me why.

Okay, this is weird, I was going through my archives, cleaning things up, and I came across this unposted Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures post.

I have no idea why I didn't post this before, but here they are, so if you're reading this, and looking at these bikini pictures of Brooke Burke, consider yourself lucky, I guess.

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