Hayden Panettiere sexes up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)
More awesome Beyonce sideboob. (TheSuperficial)
Two handfuls of Coco heaven. (TMZ)
Girls that dig porn. (CollegeHumor)
Kristin Cavallari flashes some leg. (DrunkenStepfather)
Addison Timlin sextastic tribute. (TheChive)
Sarah Shahi and Paris Hilton catfight. (GossipCop)
Beyonce is taking Paris by storm. The men of France have crossed and uncrossed their legs, soured and unsoured their brooding mugs, and buttered their bodily croissants several times, while watching the pop diva sashay her sweet strong body down the Avenue des Champs-Élysées. Throw in a nice bit of Sasha sideboob and you have the nearly perfect French connection. Enjoy.
Beyonce was in Paris this week flashing her boobtastic and shaking her moneymaker, and finally giving French men at cafes a real reason to cross their legs.
Beyonce doesn't get enough love for just being smoking hot. I think there's too much attention paid to her musical talent, her celebrity marriage to bazillionaire Jay-Z, and just the fact that she seems like a girl with a good head on her shoulders. But, I'd like to take a step back and really look at the superficial awesomeness that is this smoking hot diva. That amazing body and asstastic, a bosom that could nourish a small republic, and just an all around sex appeal that causes men to work their lats at the gym for no good reason. It's a very nice package indeed. Une belle femme. Enjoy.
It's hard to get good photographs of Beyonce these days. I think she's gone into some kind of hiding. The more they report how many bazillions of dollars Jay-Z is worth, the more Beyonce seems to disappear. I could just be imagining things, I am prone to hallucinations and Olde English 800-induced delusions, but I really miss the ultimate curvy, thick-but-hot sultry Beyonce strutting around something fierce. So, when we did get a chance to ogle Beyonce in a sheer costume flashing some leg on the set of her new music video 'Til the World Ends', I got aroused (intellectually speaking, of course). Not so much for the shoot itself, but knowing that we're now on the inevitable course toward another Beyonce album release and the inevitable body-flashing music tour this summer which is sure to produce some wonderfully skin-baring moments. Put me down as a big time Beyonce body fan. I don't care if Jay-Z can afford to kill me 87 million times over; I will continue to cover his wife. Enjoy.
Rumors are swirling around the gossip channels that super-diva, super-hottie, Beyonce, may be with child. These sexy Beyonce pictures from the other night are said to maybe reveal her pregnancy. Now, I'm no gyno, but I certainly have pretended to be one before, and I don't know how people look at pictures of women who may be barely with-child and make such determinations. What I do know is that now all I can think about 24x7 is how ridiculously hot Beyonce is, how babies are made (yeah, I looked it up) and how I would be at the front of the volunteer line should Beyonce ever put the call out to try and make one. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Splash News
Paparazzi are an Italian invention, so when Beyonce and Jay-Z vacation on the Boot you expect nothing less than these sexy Beyond braless pictures, complete with some 'damn glad to meet you' nipple pokes. Beyonce routinely jumps on and off my Top 10 Hotties list, Sasha Fierce tends to take the day when she straps on some type of skin tight leather get-up for her shows, and, occasionally, like today, she shows she can pull of grade-A sexy just walking down the streets of an Italian seaside town. The nipple pokes just being a pleasant diversion from her serious legs and booty. It's definitely an entire package. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Fame
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Ashley Greene, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Rihanna Lead Mega List of Met Gala Hotties
What if you had a hottie party and every hottie in Hottieville showed up?
Another year, another invitation to the Costume Gala at the Metropolitan Museum lost in the mail by my postal delivery specialist, Mr. Tritonovich. Alas, I was all dressed up in my finest Zubaz pants with nowhere to get. Thankfully, my good friends from Italy, Signor Paparaazo, kept me busy all evening long with a never-ending stream of sexy celebrities at the Met Gala. The list is ridiculous. Granted, this is a party where a bunch of dudes with exotic names and no interest whatsoever in women's boobs, design a bunch of high-fashion for celebrities and pretend that they care how their models asses look in their couture. Nevertheless, even with billowing fabrics, feathers, and an assortment of things way to complicated for normal dudes to ever undress off of a woman, there was a supernova's worth of heat coming off the Met red carpet last night, among which, my favorites, if forced to choose, were Ashley Greene (just incredibly hot), Miranda Kerr (and her new boobtastic), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (getting steamier as Transformers 3 approaches), and Rihanna (who more and more resembles a classic sculpture of some hottie princess from exotic lands).
In addition to this quadrangle of sextastic quim, there were a bazillion and one other sexy celebs, but as a result of the beer-drinking-is-making-me-sleepy principal this evening, I did cut the list down to: Evan Rachel Wood (how is this girl not more highly rated?), Lily Aldridge (L.A.'s finest offspring), Bar Refaeli (Israeli hottie), Beyonce (the booty call of my dreams), Fergie (I'd like to add my gravy to her peas), Madonna (oh yea, give it up for Madge at 52), Kristen Stewart (who could not bring herself to smile), Taylor Swift (just a classic beauty), Kate Hudson (pregnant by yet another rocker), Jessica Alba (naturally), Salma Hayek (veteran MILF hottie), Ciara (still don't know who she is, still lust her), Emma Roberts (getting toward sextastic levels), Gwynneth Paltrow (I don't like her, but I'd tap that... nevermind), Christina Hendricks (busty and delicious), Penelope Cruz (en fuego MILF), Blake Lively (the newest hottest ginger), Sofia Vergara (the maker of wanton dreams), Lea Michele (Glee petite sweet), Dianna Agron (mo' mo' Glee hottie), Gisele Bundchen (belongs on every hottie list), and Zoe Saldana (one of my secret lust crushes).
Wow. If you remove all the hotties from that list and add my grandma, you have my most recent birthday party E-vite YES list. Enjoy.