Egotastic
I'm not so sure about these rumors that Beyonce didn't have her own baby, that she used a surrogate. I mean, somebody would have to explain the mammoth mammaries the diva flashed out in New York City last night in her first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy (the stripper named baby) just one month ago. Those flesh puppies are titanic, I'd like to smash my iceberg up against them if you know what I'm saying, and, yeah, I think you do.
Either Beyonce is engorged with milk or this is one of the best visual effects jobs ever. Enjoy.
Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA
AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP