Bella Thorne

Scarlett Johansson, Renee Olstead, and Audrina Patridge Drop the Tinsel Town Sexy at ‘The Avengers’ Premiere

Less than two weeks now until The Avengers hits the big screen and Hollywood threw a big old fashioned hottie bash last night at Graumann's Chinese Theater to celebrate the premiere. With Disney in lead ownership position, not only were the film stars present, but everybody connected to any Disney show anywhere in the history of time and space was pushed before the cameras in a major Mouse House pimptacular event. Still, we don't mind.

Not when the array of hotties grows even larger by sheer volume. Leading the pack last night in the sextastic red carpet department was Scarlett Johansson, natch, The Black Widow, who even though she's closed up her shell a bit since her rough times last year, can not hide her inner hotness. In addition to ScarJo, we found ourselves getting tingly over our former ginger crush, Renee Olstead, BBT starlet Cobie Smulders, pumpkin headed hottie, Audrina Patridge, and the latest Disney starlet pipeline future hottie, Bella Thorne, who is far too young to associate with tingles (but put them in a box for a few years down the road when we can pull them out again).

It was quite the thing last night. Expect a monumental box office showing from The Avengers. Enjoy.

Freida Pinto, Emily Osment, and Bella Thorn Hottie Up the Nylon Mag Anniversary Party

Yep, hottie Freida Pinto has some chest puppies and she's not afraid to use them.

Damn, how we wish we would've had our eyes poked out by her pointy pair last night at the Nylon magazine 13th anniversary party where Freida was among a trio of girls we did so adore, including also Emily Osment, and the rather young Disney starlet to be, Bella Thorne. It's not a party until you've got a diverse range of hotties, including some underaged future Egotastic! stars drinking and pimping out on the town. Quite a night last night for red carpet visuals. Enjoy.

Rachel McAdams and the Jenner Sisters Light Up The Red Carpet for ‘The Vow’

A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again.  -- The Vow

I just barfed a little chick flick throw-up in my mouth. Seriously, if you have beans hanging betwixt your legs, there's really no excuse for you to be seen seeing this film. I will find out, I assure you. I'm not even sure the 'but then I got some afterward' patented excuse even holds water for this one.

That being said, the chickier the flick, the hotter the chicks often who come out to represent on the red carpet for the premiere, including last night's gaggle of girl-hotties that included movie co-star, rom-movie hottie Rachel McAdams, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking all kinds of underaged teen model memorable, co-star Tatum's wife and hottie, Jenna Dewan, and Disney young starlet and future corrupted teen, Bella Thorne. It all worked quite nicely in a parade of the good looking to promote this sac-shrinking cinematic endeavor. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne, The Next Big Disney Starlet, Continues to Attract Hungry Paparazzi

Disney is one clever little mouse. Disney doesn't get in your face with the seasoning of their next unseasoned teen talent, they just kind of send them out into public in progressively cuter and teasier outfits they know will get all the photogs in town a'snapping until their little thing becomes a big thing and next thing you know they've got their own teeny bopper show and shortly thereafter, they're on a mall tour in short shorts and revealing tops singing about stupid boyfriends to screaming hordes of tween girls. It's the Circle of Disney Starlet Life (not to mention the part where backstage at the tour, they get a little bit into the drink and start snapping naughty photos of themselves, that part is inevitable as well).

We're picking the young but increasingly savvy Bella Thorne as the next 'it' girl in the Disney factory. She's got the All-American smile, the Disney hair, the young teen fashion sense that will drive a bundle of sales at Kohl's or Target in the near future, and, dammit, she's got knee-high stripety socks. It's really almost official at this point. You're looking at the next Miley Cyrus. We are almost never mostly entirely wrong about these things. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Disney Teen Sin Machine Grooming Bella Thorne to Be The Next Miley Cyrus?

At Egotastic! we strictly follow the Scientific Method when it comes to our celebrity sextastic. That is, we get drunk and make up lots of theories about stuff we know little about. That's science.

I've got a hankering in my jones that young ginger Bella Thorne from some current craptastic Disney Channel TV show is being groomed to be the next Miley Cyrus from the Mouse House's she's-a-hot-teen-in-a-short-dress-but-don't-you-dare-look department. For comparison, check out the above photo of Miley from almost the exact same age as Bella Thorne (seen over the weekend at the premiere of Puss in Boots in Westwood) and at the same career point in her Disney's underaged but sexy teen sorcerer's apprentice program.

It's all so wrong, but I am quite sure, thanks to the Scientific Method, that I am quite right. Within a few years time, Bella will be on the auto-tuned concert stage wardrobe malfunctioning before camera in some European city and I will get to say I told you so. Which I will, because I'm totally that kind of guy. Enjoy.

Kids’ Choice Awards Brings Out the Barely Legal Hotties

Okay, let me lay this out there, not all the hotties at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards this weekend are quite of age yet, so, let's say this is a mix of sexy celebrities and cute celebrities to keep an eye on for the future. Let's be real, sweet looking women don't hatch from eggs at the age of 18 (although, how awesome would it be to work in that hatchery?) On the other hand, there was some more mature celebs in attendance that seemed rather odd. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? The last time we saw them getting slimed they were... well, nevermind. The good news, the future of hotness looks bright in Tinsel Town as the starlet factories keep producing and pimping more junior bits of future awesome to keep the ogle train rolling down its endless track.

The likes of future hotness included the ridiculously barely legal sexy Victoria Justice, Miley Cyrus looking sweet, Selena Gomez sans overblown midget boyfriend, bad girl Taylor Momsen, British pop import Pixie Lott, 13 going on 30 Bella Thorne, and Ariana Grande, who is hot just for getting to see Victoria Justice change wardrobe daily. And, at the adult table, Billionaire Barbie, who fondly recalled her own kid memories of live sex shows and ecstasy, Kim Kardashian, who had to grow up fast on the mean streets of Brentwood, and Heidi Klum, who I will never question the appropriateness of her attendance anywhere at any time because she's just so hot. Enjoy.

(Updated to add: for those of you asking about the Victoria Justice upskirt moment during the Kids' Choice Awards -- Victoria Justice Upskirt gif ---be advised this links to a hosting site with spammy adult advertisements)