Belen Rodriguez

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr Topless, Christina Milian Upskirt, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We've collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we're going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we've ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It's a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.

Belen Rodriguez Flashes Her Intimate Butterfly at 62nd Italian Song Festival

Oh, how we love our Argentinean hottie transplants, none more so than Belen Rodriguez, super hottie of the (removed) sex tape fame, soccer play WAG fame, and all around now Italian hottie taking The Boot by storm with her modeling, acting, and most notably, just looking super hot on every TV show where she plays sextastic hostess.

At the 62nd Italian Song Festival in Sanemo, Belen Rodriguez did not disappoint, with a dress that showed off pretty much all parts of her ridiculously hot body, both cleavetastic upper-ness, and a slit up her dress that rode the escalator all the way to the butterfly due left of the lady nest. Oh, how we wish we could have watched that butterfly hatch from its cocoon. So hot. Enjoy.

Belen Rodriguez Brings the Naughty Boot Fantasy Back to the Shoe Store

I'm sure I've shared before my own tragic pursuit of the selling of women's shoes in a past need-to-pay-the-rent life (not that the need-to-pay-the-rent part has gone away). The worst nine months of my working life. Throw out all your shoe store fantasies, the shimmying and squeezing of footwear onto the bloated and blistered feet of the lady folk trudging into our suburban mall store was truly like watching sausage being made. Consult Married With Children for a fairly accurate accounting.

These certainly aren't the most revealing shots of Belen Rodriguez we've seen of late, but since her abogado reached out and reclaimed the sexy Sudamericana-transplanted-to-Italy's sex tape photos, well, we are left to only imagine the bedroom pursuits of this super sexy model and TV personality, and, if you be a shoe fetishist, you might just delight in these footwear shopping candids of Belen trying on boots in The Boot, Milan to be specific, where the trendy tend to spend. Thankfully, the power of Belen Rodriguez hotness pierces even my deep psychological distress; I can certainly imagine slipping Belen into something a little more high-heeled and a little less comfortable. Enjoy.

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: Purported Belen Rodriguez Sextape Leaked from The Boot (VIDEO)

Belen Rodriguez Currently In A Sex Tape Scandal
UPDATE: Well, the Right Honorable Silvio Berlusconi has asked Egotastic! to remove quite naughty images and video of his beloved, in a totally non-sexual way, Belen Rodriguez, and we have obliged, for the sake of Italian-American relations. Sorry for the let down, but the self-published tape is currently finito. On the other hand, you can read into this as to legitimacy of the subject matter I do suppose.
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A couple things here. First, we have know way to know for sure if this is the Belen Rodriguez, the super hot Argentinean model who moved to Italy to become a famous TV personality and film actress and bed a number of famous Italian dudes. The Belen Rodriguez with the perfect asstastic and ridiculous bikini that we feature as often as possible here on Egotastic!, not to mention her previous racy public making of the sexy moments.

Second, well, damn half of Italy who is emailing us this morning seems quite convinced this is the Belen Rodriguez in a self-published work shot by her boyfriend previous to the current famous photographer dude she's now she-boinking. As always, we'll let you be the judge.

Please be aware that the tape itself contains explicit content, not for children, although, ironically, it does depict how children are made.
EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: Purported Belen Rodriguez Sex Tape »

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Bendable, Joanna Krupa Nekkid, Britney Spears Upskirt, Poppy Montgomery Topless, and Belen Rodriguez Asstastic

 

We literally have the best readers on the Internet. I'm not kidding, we've done some scientific research and you guys turn out to be the smartest, classiest, perv-hiding men and women online in any forum. You can't knock science. Of course, I've well-known this fact without any need for computer calculations; I can just sense awesome, most especially when it comes in the form of your amazing contributions to our communal pot o' hot celebrity stank ala our weekly Reader Finds.

This week's contributions from with-out include a naughty new glimpse at Taylor Momsen up to some old body tricks, Joanna Krupa sweet and classically nekkid, Britney Spears this past week flashing some fun looking panties, a topless investigation of Poppy Montgomery, and an homage to the super fine butt belonging to Belen Rodriguez.

(EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING) Belen Rodriguez Caught Topless on Her Balcony (Reminiscent of Last Year’s Public Boot Knocking Scandal)

 

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I have a special place in my heart for women who like to get nekkid in semi-public places. That special place entirely consumes my heart when that woman is a sexy celebrity such as Argentinean transplant to The Boot, Belen Rodriguez. The sultry and sextastic Belen was back on bikini vacation again with her amazingly blessed bastard photographer boyfriend and took time to get full on nekkid with him on the balcony of their hotel room, providing some very nice candid photos in Chi magazine, the scandal sheet of record in Italy.

We threw in some of Belen's day-time bikini romp pictures from this vacation as well for a higher resolution, day-time look at her stellar bikini body and asstastic.

Longer term Belen lusters such as myself will recall that this is not the first time she and photo-boy have been caught in scandalous repose in public before, having been snapped by paps just over a year ago having a little bumping uglies time by the beach. And, yeah, we included photos of that too, because they don't just call you Egotastic! for waking up early in the morning stinking of licorice and beer. Enjoy.

READER FINDS (EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING): Paige Duke Nekkid College Photo Scandal, Hayley Atwell Topless Stills, Kate Upton Ever Sexy, and Belen Rodriguez See-Through Top

 

UPDATED: Sorry, folks, we had to remove the sweet images of Paige Duke. She seems like a nice woman caught up in some unfortunate shizz. We wish her only the best.

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I lust sexy celebrities. I LOVE our readers. In addition to the ritualistic blood-letting and human sacrifices we demand out of you each week, you then go and contribute some of the most amazingly sextastic items to our weekly content ho' down. I'm beyond words with my gratitude to you all. And, I'm never beyond words. Trust me.

This week's READER FINDS includes a scandalous set of nekkid pictures of recently fired NASCAR Sprint Cup Challenge Girl Paige Duke, a peek at the bare boobtastic of Hayley Atwell, the new female star of Captain America, some basic tee-shirt and shorts pictures of Kate Upton that are super hot because they're Kate Upton, and a look inside the top of the ever-amazing Belen Rodriguez.