Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne and Taylor Momsen Go Hotness to Hotness With Bad Music And Good Looks

Avril Lavigne and Taylor Momsen, two musically inclined hotties that we could easily play nekkie naughty Roadie roleplay with, each released new music videos that maximize their hotness and skin potential, as opposed to their melodic genius you might say. Now, I'll leave you to your own musical sensibilities, but I'm more interested in who you think pulled off the hotter skin-flashing video.

Avril Lavigne with 'Goodbye':

or Taylor Momsen with 'You'

Check Out the Two Competing Music Videos »

Avril Lavigne Sexy Cute Punky Pictures from FHM Australia Continue Her Minx-tastic Reign

I once had a paid escort girlfriend ask my why I kept so much old stuff around my place. I asked her if she preferred guys who like to toss things out when the next greatest thing comes along. Then she pointed out my middle school track pants hanging over a chair and she won the argument. But, the point is, sometimes, it's just hard to let go. Personally, I'm still hanging onto my lust affair with Avril Lavigne even though it peaked a good ten years ago and has kind of had not all that much to keep it going. It still goes. Can you relate?

In her pictorial running in this month's FHM Australia, the Canadian faux-punker-skater chick does what she does best, just looks all kinds of minxy and cute and hot and like the kind of girl you'd like to get nekkid with for a weekend at the Red Roof Inn.  Yeah, maybe her act isn't changing much, but those of us who peaked athletically (if not mentally) at age 12 should understand hanging on for just a bit longer. Enjoy.

Hipster Hottie

New Dakota Fanning pictures. (GossipCenter)

Demi Lovato gets fiery. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan might have to do a few nude photoshoots. (FoxNews)

Behind the scenes shots of Rihanna. (Celebuzz)

Avril Lavigne beats someone up. (TMZ)

Kristen Stewart leggy interview. (Popoholic)

A salute to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (SocialiteLife)

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

Avril Lavigne Purple Bikini Pictures For the Continued Epic Body Flashing Riviera Vacation

Boobies and butts and Hello Kitty, oh my.

Avril Lavigne really has extended her French Riviera bikini vacation into the realm of the 'thank you very much', with yet another romp aboard the S.S. Hottie, this time, in a lovely shade of violet, to flash her petite but sextastically tight bikini body for the benefit of oglers with telescopic lenses everywhere. While I can't actually peel my eyes from shots of this little Cannuckian diva's frontside, I must admit, my very favorite view may be the visual of her Mediterranean-doused bottomside -- oh, to be a body of water allowed to lap thy waves upon such earthly delights. Say what you will about this sk8ter girl, she vacations well. Enjoy.

Avril Lavigne Asstastic Highlights Day 2 of An Awesome Bikini Yacht Vacation

It's hard to explain why men love women's junkside so much. I've seen the psychological studies, I've read the anthropological reports, but, blah, that's all science and reason and hardly worth our concern. Butts are hot. And sexy celebrity butts are even hotter. So blessed be on Day 2 of the Avril Lavigne bikini vacation aboard the S.S. Hottie that the Cannuckian pop princess didn't flash utterly delightful views of her bikini clad derriere, including some impromptu bottom adjustment and butt crack visuals. I don't need science to tell me how happy and tingly this made me feel.

Avril Lavigne nipples slips yesterday, Avril Lavigne butt-cleavage and asstastic today. Now, this is some bikini yacht vacation. Enjoy.