Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures for Your Hot Bodied Ogling Needs

April 1, 2011 @ 8:35 am
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I'm not exactly sure what Audrina Patridge does these days. I suppose it's more reality TV of some kind. Probably why she was frolicking on the beach in Santa Monica in a little bikini that showed off her hot body with devilish abandon. Nice boobtastic. Sweet bottom. Delightful Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. I'm feeling nothing but lust for this Hills original cast member. I invite you to feel the same. Enjoy.

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Jamie Chung Leads Line of Hotties at Badgley-Mischka Fashion Thingee

March 3, 2011 @ 9:33 am
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As you may know, while many of my peers are warping their gray matter into their eleventeenth hour on Call of Duty (I wisely limit myself to six hours per day), I'm often out attending major female fashion events, both for the coverage of the latest and greatest haute couture, but also because it seems to be the place to grab free panties. Go figure. I didn't get any gratis lady's undergarments at last night's Badgley Mischka event for something or other, but I did get to see some under the radar celebrity hotness, including the likes of Jamie Chung, who is going to blow up big time after Sucker Punch, Stacy Keibler who just yesterday made us drool ourselves into states of pre-moistened semi-consciousness, Charlotte Ross, the current top pick to play my mom in any and all Adult Nursing Relationships, and Audrina Patridge, an underrated sexy bomb up to all sorts of reality TV projects that make zero sense to me as an adult male. A nice line of hotness. And, well, fabulous fashions rocking the runway! (Please discount that last sentence.) Enjoy.

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Camila Alves, Denise Richards, and Audrina Patridge Don the Red Dresses For Charity

February 10, 2011 @ 9:43 am
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It's not often we get two sightings in the same day of three celebrity hotties in form-fitting red dresses, but, well, I will gladly take it. A whole gaggle of fine looking celebs donned the crimson frocks on behalf of the mighty worthy Heart Truth Campaign and raised money for charity, while raising the sextastic bar as well. My personal favorites: Camila Alves, Denise Richards, and Audrina Patridge. Nothing wrong with that trio. Nothing wrong at all. Enjoy.

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FHM 2011 Calendar Reminds Us of a Past Year of Hotness

December 15, 2010 @ 11:00 am
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As we head toward the end of 2010, the 2011 FHM calendar is a great reminder of some of the hotness from this past year, more specifically, the best of the FHM magazine picture sets from this past season. Leading with this past January photos of the super sexy Rachel Stevens, and picking up lust-speed with the likes or Olivia Munn, Kelly Brook, Audrina Patridge, Diora Baird, Frankie Sandford, Marisa Miller, and Michelle Keegan, well, it's been a wonderful year of sextastic celebrity on the British lads magazine. Really some of my favorite shots of this past year. Now, I'm making myself tear up a bit. This always happens around the holidays for me, just thinking of the amazingly hot women we're all going to see in the coming year, each year just gets better and better. Enjoy.

See more of Rachel Stevens and other cover girls at FHM.com.

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Audrina Patridge Pictures Perfectly Blend Cleavage and Cocktails

July 28, 2010 @ 10:52 am
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Quick confessional: when I found out The Hills was coming to an end, well, I was so upset I consumed an entire 18-lb deep-fried turkey. Such was the depths of my despondency at perhaps never again seeing Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, or, my beloved, Audrina Patridge, who MTV sent to London to be the 'responsible' one at a promotional event. The sexy Audrina Patrdige promptly got snookered and flashed some of her amazing Orange County cleavage, which, again, made me cry, knowing that it'll likely be a couple years of unemployment for Audrina before I will have the opportunity to stuff some George Washingtons into her garter at a local adult entertainment venue. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Strips Down To Just Panties To Wash Even More Panties

May 20, 2010 @ 7:53 am
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Before I reverse my assessment that hot bikini pictures are all that's left of Audrina Patridge's career, I must mention that these Ralph magazine sexy panties pictures are previously unpublished photos from before The Hills was canceled. Therefore, I stand by my assessment that Ms. Patridge is a talentless hack whose career has now come to a merciful end. Yet, I'm man enough to admit that my eyes are blowing out of their sockets, staring at Audrina Patridge's amazing body of work, just happily washing her panties, in her panties, in a perfect combination of feminine allure. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures are All That’s Left for Her Career

May 10, 2010 @ 1:57 am
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Now that The Hills is coming to an end, looks like Audrina Patridge is settling well into her future as a Vegas bikini hostess. This is the second time in only one month that Audrina has playd host to some Douchetastic bikini party, and while I don't mind seeing Audrina Patridge bikini pictures, this career path is just a little pathetic. Then again, with no acting skills to speak of, there's really little else she's qualified to do.

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