Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale Hot Dairy Queen Cheerleader Pimpstress

August 31, 2011 @ 11:57 am
Ashley Tisdale Pimps Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale Cheerleading In Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale Pimps Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale Pimps Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale Pimps Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale Pimps Her New Got Milk Ad
Ashley Tisdale in a Low Cut Dress in a Personal Pic
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Well, leave it to the people from Got Milk, the purveyors and pimpers of all things bovinus mammarian, to get our be-lusted Ashley Tisdale back into a cheerleader costume for the purposes of genuine titillation. It's been a difficult period in my life since the cancelation of Hellcats; this short pleated skirt balm helps soothe my tortured libido. Ashley Tisdale was out at The Grove in support of her new dairy queen status, lecturing a bunch of other young spirit squad girls on how to be strong and fit and shop for designer handbags at Barney's or something. At the end of the day, you can't take away Ashley's grueling daily workout routine and the fine petite body resulting; she makes a good cheerleader for other cheerleaders. Enjoy.

P.S. Us being Egotastic! and all, and being deviantly, if not pathetically head over heels for Ashley, we had to share this low-cut Twittery type pic of Ms. Tisdale floating about the digisphere. It's all kinds of late night fantasy inducing awesome.

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Ashley Tisdale and Haylie Duff Go Shopping For Girly Stuff

August 19, 2011 @ 8:51 am
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale and Haylie Duff Go Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
Ashley Tisdale Goes Lingerie Shopping
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How come the girls never invite me when they go shopping for little bits of clothing and bikinis at their fancy little Beverly Hills stores? It's not as if I don't have more experience in and around the women's changing rooms at the upscale boutiques than any nine of them combined. I'm the one who after hundreds of hours of careful examination discovered that there are no price tags on women's undergarments. Epiphany. So, how come no invite from the likes of my petite and taut darling Ashley Tisdale and her sturdy friend Haylie Duff as they traverse the fancy knits and silks along Rodeo Drive. Wounded am I that the girls left me behind; despite my gallant offer to block the doors to the ladies room when it's time to regurgitate lunch. Enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale Reminds Me Why I Luvs Me A Girl on a Bike

August 16, 2011 @ 9:25 am
Ashley Tisdale Goes for a Bike Ride
Ashley Tisdale Goes for a Bike Ride
Ashley Tisdale Goes for a Bike Ride
Ashley Tisdale Gets in a Limo
Ashley Tisdale Gets in a Limo
Ashley Tisdale Gets in a Limo
Ashley Tisdale Gets in a Limo
Ashley Tisdale Gets in a Limo
Ashley Tisdale Goes for a Bike Ride
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I remember it like it was yesterday. Fourth grade and the unseemingly-hot-for-pre-adolescence, Lisa McInerny, rode her freshly painted pink bike to school. Her pig tails rode the wind of her 6 MPH wake like flaxen strands of heaven; it was pure tingly magic. So much so that mesmerized I could not get out of the way as Lisa rode right into my own shabby Huffy in a moving violation that would leave me with an emergency ice-pack tightly pressed against my unfortunately swollen family jewel pack for the next three hours. Oglers Karma is such a bitch.

Then, along comes Ashley Tisdale, the latest and greatest of the fetching young Hollywood actresses to ride her throw-back bicycle about the boulevards of Los Angeles, the urban center where you could search for weeks on end and never find a single bike rider, has suddenly become tres popular for the fresh sextastic to mount their two-wheeled mechanisms and push pedals down the traffic congested lanes. And I couldn't be happier. Ashley Tisdale has been looking downright amazing these past few months, hotter than usual, and to see her on her bike, well, it's bringing back some very happy-painful memories of Lisa. Enjoy.

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Weekend Links

August 12, 2011 @ 1:40 pm

Sammy Braddy has Britain's best boobs! (ZOO)

Ashley Tisdale in a hot little dress. (Celebuzz)

Brooke Hogan gets nekkid for PETA. (SocialiteLife)

Rihanna holding a big gun. (HuffPo)

Pippa Middleton has the X Factor. (FoxNews)

Dianna Agron shows pink. (GossipCenter)

Hot chicks doing hot things. Simple enough.(TheChive)

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Kat Calling

August 8, 2011 @ 12:10 pm

Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games pictures. (HuffPo)

Lacey Schwimmer bikini hotness. (Celebuzz)

Zoe Saldana shows quite a bit of leg. (SocialiteLife)

Ashley Tisdale keeps her body toned. (GossipCenter)

Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, is set to get nekkid. (TMZ)

Good 'ol fashioned Charlize Theron nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

Blake Lively in a short, sexy dress. (Popoholic)

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Ashley Tisdale Shows Off Gym-tastic Form For Disney Channel Red Carpet

August 4, 2011 @ 11:30 am
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere
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Love me some Tis.

Ashley Tisdale may make stupid movies and pretend to sing and all that Disney starlet nonsense but, at the end of the day, she brings the A-game and A-body to each and every photoshoot. There is a reason we see Ashley at the gym 7-days a week; this kind of toned and taut don't come easy, but it's worth it, I mean, it's worth it when Ashley does it four our ogling delights. Enjoy.

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ABSolute Hottie

August 3, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Ashley Tisdale hits the gym in a sports bra. (SocialiteLife)

Kristin Cavallari grilling in a bikini. (Celebuzz)

Sofia Vergara and her sexy sister. (HuffPo)

New Mariah Carey swimsuit pictures. (GossipCenter)

Mila Kunis can talk dirty in Russian. (DrunkenStepfather)

Overheard at Cowboys & Aliens. (CollegeHumor)

Emmy Rossum in a sweet little dress. (Popoholic)

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