Egotastic
Hotness, thy name is the hair salon.
By way of disclosure, let me first say that I have never ever paid more than $12 in my life for a haircut and I'm not afraid to use coupons. And that the person who usually cuts my hair does not speak my language, nor do I speak her language, but, for a woman born with two left hands, literally, she does not do a terrible job. My time in 'salons' is brief, urgent, and somewhat like walking through the haunted house of your neighbor who thinks that jumping out from behind a doorway and screaming is somehow frighteningly ghoulish.
But you know who does look hot after leaving the slightly more expensive salon? Well, last night it was Minka Kelly and Ashley Tisdale, two women who make the gentleman oglers give up an involuntary and completely anatomically natural 21-gun salute during even the most inauspicious of occasions. Both these girls names appear in my hope chest as I can not but dream of hopefully seeing their chests, bare as are my feelings toward these two hotties.
And, no, I don't necessarily want a girlfriend who spends more on her hair than I do on my rent, car, and food each month, but when they look like Minka and Ashley, well, just be real, you'd sell your left grape and your grandma just for one night of unbridled motel room passion letting. Enjoy.
Ashley Tisdale Going to Ink Her Incredible Body (We Hope Her Tat Says, ‘Egotastic!, Call Me’)
It's hard to imagine a more petite girl with hotter legs than former Hellcat cheerleader, Ashley Tisdale.
When she dons those short shorts in public, flashing those amazing gams, we just want to offer her money to let us shave her legs. It's just our thing, wrong as it may be, it would feel ever so right.
The fact that Ashley was on her way into a tattoo parlor did disturb us somewhat. Not that we're against inking in general, and we know some of you guys out there even have quite a fondness for body art on the ladies, but, let's be honest, celebrities choose some really stupid tattoo. Like, little slogans they heard last week in Kabbalah but don't really understand, or a quote form the self-actualization book they read part of last year that is a must read in Hollywood ever since it got pimped by Oprah, that sort of craptastic. Then a few years later when somebody has the nerve to tell them what it means, we have to watch them painfully go through laser tattoo removal. Think before you ink.
In general, our philosophy remains, super hot body, don't change a thing. Enjoy.
ASHLEY TISDALE IS ONE VASTLY UNDERRATED HOLLYWOOD HOTTIE