Egotastic
It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.
Kate Beckinsale and Zoe Saldana Among the Hotties Lighting Up the Independent Spirit Awards
The annual Independent Spirit Awards are always held the day before the Oscars, and they're kind of like the Oscars for indie films, except that everybody feels obliged to dress and act all 'indie' and even the big stars and big studios pretend that they're struggling artists just trying to get decent low budget films made. It's kind of a big charade, but a big charade that includes some super sextastic celebrities each year, so we always pay attention.
And this year we were rewarded with the presence of our be-lusted Kate Beckinsale, a slender-ific looking Zoe Saldana, Kirsten Dunst ever fappable, new to us hottie, Beth Behrs, and Anna Kendrick, who we can't help but imagine playing ride 'em cowboy with (you insert your own mental image here), but that overbite and bosom are literally killing us here. Enjoy.
TUBULAR! ANNA KENDRICK COMBOS THAT OVERBITE AND TATAS SO WELL