Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures

 
May 19, 2008 @ 2:22 am
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I don't know why Angelina Jolie is taking her top off on her balcony in France. I mean, it's not like the paparazzi have been staked-out outside her home just waiting to catch a glimpse of Angelina Jolie topless. Oh wait, yes they have. She didn't even turn around to face the other direction.

Then again, we've seen Angelina Jolie topless in practically every one of her movies, so I'm sure she doesn't really care. Also, these pictures are well on the small and blurry side, but I'll take small, blurry Angelina Jolie nipples over none at all. Maybe next time the photographer can actually use a proper lens.

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Angelina Jolie: Bikini Model at 16

April 3, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
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In Touch magazine has "uncovered" video and photos of Angelina Jolie from a bikini modeling photoshoot from 1992, when she was just 16 years old. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be scandalous in any way, but I guess the point of the article is that before Angelina Jolie was famous and sexy she was just sexy.

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model -- as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall -- and videotaped -- the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

Yes, she was cute, and attractive, but in these shots, the word sexy or sensual doesn't really come to mind. More like trying to hard. Then again, it was the early '90s, and there's nothing sexy about the early '90s. Actually, yeah, she was sexy.

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Angelina Jolie Shows Off The Twins

March 7, 2008 @ 10:39 am
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Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with twins (or not), but it was a distinctly different pair of twins she was showing off the other day. Naturally, I'm talking about Angelina Jolie's breasts, which thanks to her new pregnancy, should be getting bigger by the day.

Now that I think of it, though, it's been a hell of a long time since we've seen any from her. Used to be we'd see Angelina Jolie naked all over the place. In her movies, photoshoots, walking down the street. Okay, maybe not walking down the street, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, since a little bit of cleavage is all we're gonna get these days, we might as well enjoy it.

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Angelina Jolie is Pregnant

February 25, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
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No, Angelina Jolie didn't go to Burger King before hitting the Independent Spirit Awards, that is a bonified baby bump she's showing off. That's right Angelina Jolie is pregnant, and now it's official. I guess that's one way to put all the rumours to rest, but are we really sure she didn't just go to Burger King?

Oh, and why does Brad Pitt look like he's made of wax?

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14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

January 28, 2008 @ 2:19 am
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So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

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Angelina Jolie is Just Really Pretty

October 16, 2007 @ 11:45 am
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Here's Angelina Jolie on the set of her new movie The Changeling, and all I can say is holy crap is that one pretty lady. Most of the time I'm pretty annoyed with Angelina and her holier than thou, look how many different coloured babies I have, I'm totally boring now attitude, but today, all that's gone as I marvel in her old-timey beautiness. Seriously. Pretty.

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Angelina Jolie is Busting Out

September 19, 2007 @ 9:41 am
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You may have noticed that we don't talk about Angelina Jolie all that much here, and that's mainly because which Third World country she plans to adopt her next baby from doesn't quite fit in with the regular subjects we post here (*COUGH* Nipples! *COUGH*). And frankly, ever since Angelina dropped the crazy, knife-weilding, brother-kissing, general craziness, in favour of the mom life with Brad Pitt, well, she's been pretty boring.

Well, last night at the premiere of Brad's new movie The Assisination of Jesse James, Angelina Jolie was anything but boring. Sure, she's lost quite a bit of her sex appeal, and is starting to sag a bit, but she has a long way to go before she's even close to unattractive, and she definitely proved that last night.

Yup, Angelina Jolie's still got it, and by it, I mean her cleavage. And it's nice to see that she's willing to show it off every once in a while. Now, if only she'd eat a couple cheeseburgers and stop trying to save the world one orphan at a time...

Lote more pictures of the newly hot-looking Angelina Jolie after the jump.

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