- Angelina Jolie Marie Claire photoshoot. (HuffPo)
- What does Crystal Harris want for Christmas? (FoxNews)
- Christina Hendricks is a hot little hostess. (GossipCenter)
- Uh, why does Brooke Mueller have a gun? (TMZ)
- Kate Upton sexy twitpics. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Sexy mail order brides, half off. (TheChive)
- Rihanna parties in Milan. (Celebuzz)
Sometimes a man can get overwhelmed with hotness; and that's kind of what happened to me when I came across this 20-something, 30-something, and 40-something in the heavenly bodies of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham, three decades worth of lust-inducement spending their weekend strutting the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival and generally creating Canuckian timber. What I wouldn't give to be rolling around in a mud pit with these three ridiculously sexy women. Oh, if I had a million dollars...Enjoy.
Angelina Jolie takes her sweater puppies for a walk. (Popoholic)
Kate Winslet talks about filming sex scenes. (HuffPo)
Hotties in stockings. (TheChive)
Jessica Simpson makes a very boobtastic decision. (FoxNews)
It looked easier in the movies. (Cracked)
Solange Knowles flashes her bikini body. (DrunkenStepfather)
A shoe vigilante says what needs to be said. (CollegeHumor)
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Sofia Vergara and Angelina Jolie Lead List of Hotties at Producer Guild Awards
Ah, award season, the first couple months of each calendar year when Hollywood fellates itself until it's blue in the mouth and testiculars dreaming of how awesome it is to be itself. And even the producers are getting into this act, this past weekend handing out a bunch of awards for blah-blah-blah, which is of little consequence to us.
Far more consequential were the invites to the sextastic celebrities who got dolled up and abounded down the red carper for our cameras, including Sofia Vergara, who always shows up booby and strong during award season, Angelina Jolie who actually looked good this weekend, not quite her former self, but better than she has of late with her far-too-lean frame, and underrated (for now) hottie Jessica Chastain, who I am so dying to see nekkid I can literally taste it (and it tastes like butter). Enjoy.
SOFIA VERGARA NEVER NOT BRINGS IT FOR RED CARPET EXHIBITIONS