Egotastic
Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.
This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub, sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Kitty Lea doing some naughty unclad webcam work, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.
Angelina Jolie Is Engaged, And We’re Remarkably Apathetic
I must admit, we often overreact here when some of our favorite celebrity hotties prepare to tie the knot and we feel like we're losing a family member almost, I mean, until the torrid extra-marital affairs we have planned kick in.
But with news yesterday, and an engagement ring flashing leaving her hotel, that Angelina Jolie was finally engaged to be married to Brad Pitt, we didn't feel like we thought we would. Perhaps it's because they've been together for like ten years, perhaps it's that nonsense slash pure genius on Brad's part to announce that he'd not marry a woman until marriage laws applied evenly to all members of the village, or perhaps it's the 18 birthed and adopted kids that stream behind the couple as they travel around the world watching mom make importantly boring movies, but we're just not feeling it.
Maybe we'll perk up when Angelina runs to the bathroom to barf out the wedding cake before it counts as calories. We shall see. Enjoy.
IT NEVER GOT BETTER FOR ANGELINA THAN HER 'MRS. SMITH' DAYS