Egotastic
Honestly, the average ratio of guys to girls at my house parties is 8:1, it's like an enormous sausage fest where a bunch of dudes circle and edge ever closer to some girl in a back brace who can't run away. So, I gotta give it up to Roberto Cavalli, the world's only straight fashion designer. What a ruse to get the hot ladies onto your boat and at your parties. Dude has it going on. His party last night in Cannes to celebrate his new store opening featured a gaggle of the world's finest models, including the highly underrated Ana Beatriz Barros, who has three names, but a million points of hotness, followed not far behind by the likes of Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, skanky hot Victoria Silvstedt, and Ana Araujo, young Brazilian hottie model girlfriend of cradle-robbing Ronnie Wood. So, am I jealous of Cavalli? Yes, yes, I am. Enjoy.
(Yes, you will note that Bar Refaeli and Victoria Silvstedt showed up to the Cavalli party wearing the same dress. Oh, fashion faux pas! Ladies, you may now titter.)
Candice Swanepoel, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Behati Prinsloo Form Super Angel Bikini Posse for Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot
UPDATE: Thanks to all of you who noted that who our paparazzi noted as Ana Beatriz Barros in these photos is actually Dutch hottie model, Bregje Heinen. Something is going on with our snappers down in Miami this past week; could be sunspots, or more likely, weed and Cuba Libres, but we're working out the mis-namings. We are, after all, men of science.
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Yes, it's good to be Michael Bay. Beyond all the obvious reasons why, the Transformers director is spending this week in Miami conducting a Victoria's Secret model shoot with some of the world's hottest women in skimpy bikinis. We could say we're not exactly sure why Michael Bay is involved in this project, but we think we have an idea.
So line up some of the most sextastic angels, Candice Swanepoel, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Behati Prinsloo, dress them in barely there bikinis, have them strut about in the Miami sun, and I'm not exactly sure what kind of directing you need, I mean, besides somebody who can actually kick the camera man in the hind to keep snapping away. Oh, I think I know what I'm coming back as in my next life. Or, should I say, who. Enjoy.
ANA BEATRIZ BARROS, EXOTIC AND SMOKING HOT IN LINGERIE