Egotastic
You know how we love our hottie British TV starlets. The lasses with the fine asses and the year-round tans, all complementing their ridiculously flashy cleavetastic ever on display be it at 3am after a inebriated night on the town, or on the red carpet at the National Television Awards last night in the U.K., where some of our favorite soap stars and reality show vixens flashed their finer womanly wares.
While there were numerous and sextastic sundry ladies strutting the red carpet, a few stood out more than others in our ogling minds, including Chloe Sims, Amy Childs, Tulisa Contostavlos, Jessica Wright, Jorgie Porter, Lauren Pope, and newcomer to us, Carol Vorderman, who at age 51 still put on a noticeably rocking hot decked out with big fun bags performance last night.
It was all good for the telly treats. Enjoy.
Amy Childs Vajazzles Her Vajayjay for the Almighty Dollar
Well, this is a new form of shizz pimping we haven't seen quite yet.
TOWIE alum Amy Childs has been opening salons and selling picked fish, and every other which way she can find to milk her profound milkers for more cash from her fifteen minutes of reality fame and she's really outdone herself this time, promoting a Vajazzler product, which, for those of you now into the female private parts decoration fetish fan clubs like myself, means dazzling up the lady nest area with sparkles and glitter and shiny beads. I think it's one of those things that women think men find sexy but just turns out to make men confused and frightened and unsure what to do. Kind of like bras.
But Amy Childs had her twin mojos working the sales nonetheless in London, trying to push as many Vajazzler canisters as possible before shoppers actually had the time to think to themselves, 'Is this really such a groovy idea afterall?' Enjoy.