Egotastic
As a kid who spent way too much time in Radio Shack asking nerdy questions about every single component in the building, and being in a group of boys who never bought a thing, just wasted time, I'm still not sure how that store is even open. But, apparently, Radio Shack abides. And they even put on a big launch party for one of the new smartphones out this week, can't even say which one exactly, but I'm sure it claims to be even more amazing than its predecessor, though probably still can't use it to make actual phone calls.
Still, when you get the likes of Billioniare Barbie (back on the HSV-man hunt), uber cheerleader Amber Lancaster, Playmate Jayde Nicole, L-Word hottie Sarah Shahi, and blonde TV sexy bomb, Jaime King, to get decked out and come to your little shindig, you're probably doing all right. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle Lead List of Hotness for Coldplay
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you were in a band you'd get all the hot girls and everybody kind of laughed at you but then it turned out to be totally true? Yeah, well I remember trying to play guitar, bass, drums, sax, harmonica, and even down to tambourine and finally just me and the triangle with which I could almost count a beat. Nada. Nobody would let me in their stupid band.
Had I been successful, perhaps I could have had sexy celebrities lining up by the line-ful to come see me perform, like Coldplay did last night in L.A. that brought out a bevy of babes, including Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle, Amber Lancaster, Kate Bosworth and a bunch of other sexy-butted Hollywood girls I'm just too jealous too mention. Enjoy.
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