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Amber Heard Flashes Cleave; Minka Kelly Remains Super Hot, at Art of Elysium Gala

January 17, 2012 @ 8:09 am
Amber Heard Art of Elysium Gala
Minka Kelly Art of Elysium Gala
Ali Larter Art of Elysium Gala
Odette Yustman Art of Elysium Gala
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Eva Amurri Art of Elysium Gala
Ali Larter Art of Elysium Gala
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Eva Amurri Topless
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We'd be remiss if we didn't share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter,  our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.

REMEMBER WHEN AMBER AND ODETTE GOT DOWN TO 'KINIS IN THEIR FLICK?
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Amber Heard Drives a Mustang, Pumps Her Own Gas, Loves Trenchcoats

December 20, 2011 @ 11:46 pm
Amber Heard Pumps Her Own Gas

Hello, Mrs. Egotastic! (you know, once the allure of scrimmaging with the same sex becomes tiresome).

THE HOTTER HEARD: BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
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READER FINDS: Amber Heard Topless Hot, Miranda Kerr Sexy Hot, Kelly Brook Biknis, and Much More…

 
December 16, 2011 @ 11:05 am
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Oh, how you do slay us with your gracious gritty goodness. Once a week the great and above-average educated vast Egotastic! audience comes together in a moment of boobtastic benevolence to communally quaff the offerings of sextastic goodness. Yep, Reader Finds.

And this week's bevy of bare or mostly bare beauties includes some big time names, like Amber Heard arty and topless, Miranda Kerr flashing more hot skin, Kelly Brook in some classic bikini candids, Gillian Anderson going high whale tale on the red carpet,  Kate Beckinsale looking ever lovely, Kitty Lea looking ever nekkid, Little 'Erin' from The Waltons all grown up and see-through, and a mucho aweseome Reader SNAPS of Iris Mulej from one of our good Slovenian photogs. It's a wonderful week indeed.

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Rachel McAdams and Amber Heard Lead List of Clued-In Hotties at ‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’ Premiere

December 7, 2011 @ 10:51 am
Elementary, my dear Watson!
 Rachel McAdams Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes: A Book of Shadows Premiere
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Amber Heard at the Premiere of The Rum Diary
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Put me in the camp of those who really liked the first installment in the mega-budget reboot of the Sherlock Holmes series with Robert and Jude as Sherlock and Watson. I'm actually pretty geeked to see the second round next week.

And, to punctuate all the good feelings were the sextastic celebrities decked out last night for the film premiere, including the movie co-star, Rachel McAdams, ever super hot, Noomi Rapace who joins her in the film, director Guy Ritchie's amazing looking model wife, Jacqui Ainsley, and Amber Heard, who just gets invited to these things I think because she's ridiculously good looking and who doesn't want that around their big glitzy event. Enjoy.

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Amber Heard Pimps Out The Rum Diary at the Ridiculously Awesome Sounding Bahamas Film Festival

December 2, 2011 @ 9:12 am
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
Amber Heard Rum Diary in The Bahamas
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Nothing really sounds more fun the the Bahamas International Film Festival. Watching movies between sipping rum cocktails on the beach in between some lovely island girls. No offense to Cleveland, but my last visit to their International Film Festival did not include such accoutrements. Which is probably how they also got Amber Heard to attend to pimp out The Rum Diary, a film which generally received underwhelming critical and box office acclaim, but received uber-kudos for its heavy use of a scantily clad Amber Heard, simply one of the hottest women in the world and one of the scissor kissing Sapphic sisters of our nightly 'Hey, we're a couple hot lesbionics in need of some male experimentation' dreams.

Bahamas, next year, how about an invite maybe? Enjoy.

REMEMBER AMBER HEARD AS A BRUNETTE?
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EARLY LOOK: Amber Heard Makes Women’s Health a Very Sexy Subject

November 14, 2011 @ 9:33 am
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
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The hottest woman on the planet? We'll see. But Amber Heard certainly makes me glad to be a man with tingly spots that ignite like the Fourth of July every time the amazingly hot actress appears anywhere, including making out with her lesbionic scissor sister in public. Yeah, that's a primary bio-tingle spot as well.

Featured on the cover of the December issue of Women's Health magazine (one of the magazines where women make other women feel horrible for not looking perfect then blame men for the way they feel) well, Amber Heard is certain to make a lot of heretofore inexperience Sapphic gals at least consider the Slot B insert on Slot B option when it comes to the making of the sexy. That's where I'd be headed were I of the fairer sex. Enjoy.

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The Bum Diary

November 9, 2011 @ 12:15 pm

Amber Heard gets asstastic in Paris. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is back in fighting shape. (HuffPo)

Dakota Fanning ad is banned for being too sexy. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole hot new photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively flashes some red carpet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Candice Swanepoel. Damn. (TheChive)

Batman workshops some voices. (CollegeHumor)

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