Egotastic
Everything I know about opera can be summed up in one word -- huh? Yeah, I don't really get it. It feels like Glee with less energy. Lots of heavy singing and lamenting. But, what I definitely do understand is that big nights at the opera bring out big celebrity hotties and last night's grand celebratory opening of some opera or another brought out the likes of Amber Heard, Emmy Rossum, Emma Roberts, and Chloe Moretz, the latter of whom were really not even supposed to be talking about at her age, let alone calling 'future knockout'. Yeah, we just said that.
Now, as a rule, I only put on a suit when I'm getting paid or I'm getting la... well, you know, but I might just have to press the one suit I do own. To the opera! Enjoy.
Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA
AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP