Alicia Keys

Three’s a Party

August 30, 2011 @ 12:20 pm

Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)

Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)

Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)

Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)

Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)

Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)

Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)

Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)

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Bikini Bombshells

July 25, 2011 @ 12:09 pm

Lea Michele Hawaiian bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Biel spends a lot of time on that perfect body. (HuffPo)

Kristin Cavallari is single and ready to mingle. (FoxNews)

Adriana Lima awesome beach body. (GossipCenter)


Jennifer Lopez makes her ex jealous with these bikini pictures. (SocialiteLife)

Lindsay Lohan stumbles into more trouble. (TMZ)

Alicia Keys rare bikini peek. (TheSuperficial)

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Alicia Keys: Bikini Picker

February 10, 2010 @ 12:42 pm
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If you happened to be at some fancy hotel in Rio de Janeiro (which I don't know the name of) this weekend, you might have gotten to see Alicia Keys in her bikini, up close and personal. If you're like the rest of us, you'll just haveto settle for these Alicia Keys bikini pictures. Of course, if you were there in person, youmay not have seen Alicia picking her bikini bottoms out of her ass crack. Sucks to be you.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

March 5, 2009 @ 10:47 am
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Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

February 23, 2009 @ 3:31 am
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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Alicia Keys Bikini Hunger

December 24, 2008 @ 10:44 am
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It's completely juvenile to make fun of these Alicia Keys bikini pictures because she happens to be eating, but whoever said I'm not juvenile? It's actually kind of refreshing to see, what with all those anorexic chicks who could really use a cheeseburger. Still, there isn't almost a single frame in which Alicia Keys doesn't have something in her mouth in these pictures, so it's a just a bit funny. And yes, I'm a jackass.

Lots more Alicia Keys bikini pictures after the jump.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

February 11, 2008 @ 3:18 am
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Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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