Alessandra Ambrosio

READER FINDS: Alessandra Ambrosio Preggo Covered Nekkid, Natascha McElhone Actually Nekkid, Michelle Hunziker Topless, and Much Much More…

 

What can be said of the group efforts each week by our Readers to assemble and share some of the finest fineries without much clothes on the web? Well, the words 'awesome' and 'blessed' and 'laudable' come to mind, along with 'raunchtastic' and 'fleshy-funned' and 'pimpalicious', and when you combine the two you have the perfect description of our award-winning weekly Reader Finds, like a holy offering to the gods of the sextastic.

This week's Reader Finds includes Natascha McElhone fully nekkid, Michelle Hunizker sans bikini top, Jennifer Love Hewitt fully plumped out cleavetastic, Emmerdale's Adele Silva missing her bikini top, Alessandra Ambrosio preggo covered topless hot, Alison Haislip outtake heaven, Christina Ricci topless on film, Estella Warren nekkid swimming, Imogen Thomas sextastic tennis, Joanna Krupa bikini slippage, Joanna Lundback black and white and hot all over, Julianna Gill racktastic in Friday the 13th, Katy Perry almost dress fall, and an assortment of some of our fave glamour models going Girl on Girl in a very special pictorial.

It's so many boobs, I dare you to count!

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr Topless, Christina Milian Upskirt, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We've collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we're going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we've ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It's a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.

Alessandra Ambrosio Is So Pregnant Hot, We Want To Get Her Pregnant Again

Now, mind you, I didn't pay much attention during Sex Ed in school. I was too busy giggling at the word 'clitoris'. Probably why I still can't ever find that little sucker. But I do remember one basic rule, sadly in the case of Alessandra Ambrosio, another in the current lengthy line of hot moms to be -- you can't get a pregnant girl pregnant. I suppose this mostly applies to welled up desires to impregnate this already with-child super hottie. When these Victoria's Secret models get knocked up, some kind of magical fetishy transformation takes place, they start to glow and I start to make little feline like begging sounds that I wouldn't blame the neighbor for throwing a boot at my head for.

But just look at Alessandra in her motherly mini-dress pimping the new Phillips razor for keeping those preggo-legs smooth as satin. She's out of this world kind of hot. And, yes, she's about to experience the miracle of child birth once more, but I can't stop thinking about the miracle of the making of the child process with Alessandra, if but for a minute, or three if I'm thinking about baseball. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Play Grab-Ass at Hottie Filled Elton John Oscar Viewing Party

Well, if it wasn't considered one of the more sensational Academy Award parties before, then certainly the annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party is now officially on the Egotastic! map, thanks to supermodels Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli getting a bit frisky with each other at the party. In fact, the newly single Heidi Klum looked to be having herself one heck of a  good time, though mostly with the other ladies, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Throw in an ever hot Brooklyn Decker, all grow'd up Winnie Cooper, Danica McKellar, blue-haired newly divorced Katy Perry, a pregnant hot Alessandra Ambrosio, and, yes, even Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian, and, well, you have an Elton John party just packed with major league boobtastic. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Tweets Teasy from the Laundromat and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Miley Cyrus drops some teasy self-pics at Fluff-N-Fold. (Celebuzz)

Lily Aldridge has a body built for bikini play. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox is slowly ditching Marilyn. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan set to host jet setter NYE party. What could possible go wrong? (TheSuperficial)

Big mammaries, little restraint. (TheChive)

Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant again...dammit! (GossipCenter)

A mega-tribute to Sofia Vergara cleavage, this sounds good. (SocialiteLife)

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge Form a Sextastic Trio for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party

The actual airing of the Victoria's Secret Annual Fashion Show on CBS is something of a post-climactic letdown given that the catwalking of the mammaries took place several weeks ago now. But, when you bring back the pushed-up boobs of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge to host a viewing party for the event, then all bets are back on agains as to watchability. Imagine being the meat in the triple decker sandwich formed by this trifecta of lingerie-body hotness, smashing you on your couch while watching the tube. You might find yourself changing the channels on your remote and not even using your fingers.

Forget Valentine's Day, the Christmas holiday really is the number one time of the year for lingerie models and their distant-gazed, hot-bodied performances. Enjoy.

Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk: ‘Culo’ Book Unloads A Heaping Dose of Celebrity Asstastic

Alessandra que tiene el culo blanco.

Our absolute new favorite reading material this season is the asstastic 'Culo' book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco, featuring the beautiful backsides of celebrities from across the super hottie spectrum. Pure genius in print. We've flashed you excerpts before of fantastic junkside views of Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler, now add to that the sextastic likes of Alessandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, Christine Teigen, Lady Gaga, Leeann Tweeden, and Pamela Anderson. Truly a butt-book for the ages!
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