Egotastic
Our final Reader Finds of 2011. Spill some naughtiness for our fallen readers.
Through the entire year, our favorite horde of gentlemen (and lady) oglers we call the amazing Egotastic! have fed our communal need for celebrity skin like so much hot slop into the upscale pig's trough. It's been a truly remarkable airlift of the asstastic, a bushel of boobtastic, and, always, a saving grace of the sextastic. So, hail, you readers.
Today's Reader Finds includes Joanna Krupa smoking and poking hot in a Josh Ryan photoshoot, Rosie Huntington-Whitely artsy and topless in a Rankin photoshoot, TOWIE reality star Lauren Pope nekkid for The Bunny, Aida Yespica calendar sultry topless, Johanna Lundback doing what she does best in lingerie and swimsuits, Adriana Lima 'wicked' weirdly hot, and a strange nekkid song bird in Amanda Palmer getting inked.
Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Continue to MILF Up Miami Beach in Teeny Bikinis
Didn't you hate it when your mom would go to the beach all oiled-up and flashing her body and all your little guy friends would stare at her rack all day long instead of playing sand castles with you? Okay, so maybe this is more of a personal tale of woe, and it wasn't the beach, it was the strip club where mom worked to pay the bills, albeit, she worked accounting in the back because of her allergies to talc, but the shame remains the same.
Thankfully, the little boy kids of super hot Sudamericana to Italia transplant Aida Yespica and her hottie Latina cohort, Claudia Galanti, are too young to feel the slings and arrows of outrageously hot moms flashing their funbags and wicked hot buns for the beach-going oglers over the New Year's holiday, so they can avoid all the hurtful taunts like 'Hey, man, do you know what your mom is making me for breakfast' and 'I'm gonna be your sixth grade stepdad soon'. Those did sting.
Moms should simply not be this hot. But, thankfully, they are. Enjoy