Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima Scores Big Hotness Points in Super Bowl Ad

February 3, 2012 @ 3:19 pm
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
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There's going to be a lot of Super Bowl commercials to talk about this weekend, but our early favorite preview has to be Adriana Lima in a commercial for Kia. Not quite as kitschy or funny as some of the bigger ones being shown during the big game, but, c'mon, it's Adriana Lima flashing her amazing body and reminding you about the only subject you care more about than sports.

Enjoy your Super Bowl weekend.

Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
Adriana Lima Kia Superbowl Ad
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Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures Deliver Her Own Brand of Sexy in St. Bart’s Photoshoot

January 27, 2012 @ 8:17 am
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts
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Damn, I'm suddenly reminded that I forgot to renew my fake bikini photographer's license that I purchased from an overseas school. It's not fully accredited, but few of the girls tend to ask, I mean, it's usually their lawyers after the fact questioning my credentials. It does seem like the entirely best job in the world, shooting hot girls on the beach for Victoria's Secret, traveling the world with the most sextastic celebrities trying to frame their ridiculously hot bodied just so.

Just take a peek at Adriana Lima posing for bikini pimping on the beach at St. Bart's and imagine how nice an ogle of her sultry sweet body must be from a distance of just a couple feet. I'm pretty sure 'fogged lens syndrome' would beset me constantly, requiring many trips back to the bungalow to wipe down my equipment. Adriana Lima, the beach, that bikini. It's a lot for a man to contemplate. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA IS NOT CAPABLE OF TAKING A NON-SEXTASTIC PHOTOGRAPH
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Lea Michele is Sweet Like Candy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

January 25, 2012 @ 12:25 pm
Sex and Candy
Lea Michele new photoshoot Read More »
Flashing Tats
Rihanna gets more ink Read More »
Haywire
Gina Carano in Maxim Read More »

Kendall Jenner aint getting schooled. (HuffPo)

Gina Carano, new action hottie. (FoxNews)

Something about Adriana Lima and the superbowl. (GossipCenter)

Rihanna is getting even more ink. (Celebuzz)

Evan Rachel Wood gets to cheat with chicks? (GossipCop)

Selena Gomez talks shop. (Buzznet)

Lea Michele new Candie's photoshoot. (Idolator)

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Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Lead Pack of V.S. Hotties Already Pimping Valentine’s

January 4, 2012 @ 8:47 am
The Very Best Part of Valentine's
 Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro Victoria
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Candice Nip Flashes
Candice Swanepoel Flashes Her Nipple in MenStyle Australia
Swanepoel Even Hotter When She's Flashing Some Naughty 5 Photos »
Miranda Topless for Pirelli
Miranda Kerr Even Hotter When Nekkid With Other Girls 17 Photos »

Gentlemen, you've got 40 short days left until the lady in your life measures the entire value of your relationship, and, let's be honest, you short term ability to 'git sum', based upon your plans to feign, pretend, and otherwise not be your real self when it comes to the sickly sweet romance department. It's not so hard really, like a prostate exam, you don't want to do it, but you know at some point you've got to just suffer a bit o' pain in the rear out of common practical sense.

Thanks to the good and silky-nothings producing people at Victoria's Secret, and the likes of the super sextastic Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, and Miranda Kerr, you can get an advanced look on the lingerie you'll be wanting to buy your girl come February 14. Now, we always preface our Valentine's lingerie pictures with this warning: objects in your mirror may not be quite the same shape as Victoria's Secret angels, so, do measure expectations accordingly. I've found from my own ghosts of Valentine's lingerie past that letting out a noticeable giggle during the unfurling of the silky underthings portion of the evening does little to assist in the conjugal portions of the evening. So, please, work on your 'wow!' right now; practice it, perfect it, and come six weeks from now, after an early bird dinner at Sizzler, some freeway offramp flowers, and a bit of satin and lace, you too will be getting down with your lady to the dulcet tones of Def Leppard on the bedroom audio system. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret V-Day Lingerie Photoshoot
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READER FINDS: Joanna Krupa Poking Hot, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless, Lauren Pope Nekkid, and Much More….

 
December 30, 2011 @ 10:27 am
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Our final Reader Finds of 2011. Spill some naughtiness for our fallen readers. 

Through the entire year, our favorite horde of gentlemen (and lady) oglers we call the amazing Egotastic! have fed our communal need for celebrity skin like so much hot slop into the upscale pig's trough. It's been a truly remarkable airlift of the asstastic, a bushel of boobtastic, and, always, a saving grace of the sextastic. So, hail, you readers.

Today's Reader Finds includes Joanna Krupa smoking and poking hot in a Josh Ryan photoshoot, Rosie Huntington-Whitely artsy and topless in a Rankin photoshoot, TOWIE reality star Lauren Pope nekkid for The Bunny, Aida Yespica calendar sultry topless, Johanna Lundback doing what she does best in lingerie and swimsuits, Adriana Lima 'wicked' weirdly hot, and a strange nekkid song bird in Amanda Palmer getting inked. 

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Adriana Lima Gets Paid the Big Modeling Bucks For One Very Good Reason — She’s Hella Hot

December 22, 2011 @ 8:31 am
Adriana Lima B/W Hot
Covered Topless in Esquire magazine 10 Photos »
Bikini Hotness
Adriana Lima Wears a Two Piece Very Well 14 Photos »
Adriana Lima Lingerie Hot
One of the World's Highest Paid Lingerie Models 15 Photos »
Sheer Adriana
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Catalogue Photoshoot
Doing What She Does Best 11 Photos »
Adriana Lima for Donna Karan Spring Collection

Hmm, let's see, so you want to be a world-class model, making big bucks, living the life, superstar sports boyfriends, condos in Paris and New York, fancy cars, and every fashion house in the world wanting you to wear their lingerie and apparel. Well, meet your competition.

Adriana Lima just about sets the bar for amazingly sextastic fashion photoshoots and pictorials. You think you got the chops to be a model, check out what sets Adriana Lima apart from almost the entire rest of the world. Not just her stunning sultry good looks, but the way she photographs, the unmistakable photogenic quality you either got or you don't, and Adriana has it in bunches. 

Check out both her above photo from the Donna Karan Spring collection and also her latest Victoria's Secret lingerie shoot and you'll be looking into the deep passion inducing eyes, and grade-A body, of a woman at the very top of her craft. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA SECRET HEART PHOTOSHOOT FOR V.S.
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Heart Photoshoot
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Foxy Lady

November 29, 2011 @ 11:58 am

Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)

Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)

Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)

Inked up hotties. (TheChive)

Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)

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